@CacheThatCheque

Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. just another random based chud with an anime avatar. no investment advice

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Joined September 2016
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Replying to @phx787
@phx787
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Your trad wife sir
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Boomer dads next time they’re giving dating advice: “just approach women at yoga class with a firm handshake and tell them you’ve never seen The Office”
fisherking@fisherk1ng21h
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Replying to @andrerl
If that’s your thing, sure, why not
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Replying to @phil_hk
Glad it worked out but I’ll pass and stick to my circle of competence
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I'm bullish and long Japan. A stock market crash, low birth rates and marriage rates, stagnant wages, stagnant GDP, high concentration of wealth among boomers, an aging population; Japan has already gone through it all and survived. There has never been a better time to be a Japanese investor.
milkmaniac@milkmaniac17h
Replying to @CacheThatCheque
Jfc, 2.1k likes. the west is fucking cooked. after decades of chasing digital efficiency, they all yearn for the analog wisdom of the confucian far east
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American whites are very diverse. I'm an autistic Elliot Rodger hapa but I am rather fond of the blunt "Tony Soprano Italian American" archetype
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Investors getting rug pulled on Brazilian stocks is exactly why I stay away from investing directly in any emerging markets. Corruption and banana republic style elections make it seem not worth it. I prefer sticking to my lane: buying Japanese shitcos and tobacco stocks
zerohedge
@zerohedge14h
*BRAZIL STOCKS SINK 10%, TRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKER
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Replying to @david_katunaric
Summer is hot af but the festivals are great. Cherry blossom season is nice but there are crowds everywhere. Winter is cold but I like how things slow down. Fall is a decent balance
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Replying to @puppyeh1
Congrats dude. Now plz tell Dainichi to do a big buyback 😂
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Gaijins after they come home from the Japan trip deeply radicalized
CTC
@CacheThatChequeOct 25
My younger sister came to Japan this year for the first time in over ten years and she went home deeply radicalized
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BOOM🔥 Lots of winners today. AI trade is unwinding and the boomer shitcos are back in
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Former Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda, who served for a year in 2007-2007 between Abe's first term and Taro Aso, has died at the age of 90
日本経済新聞 電子版（日経電子版）
@nikkei22h
福田康夫元首相が死去、90歳　消費者庁設置や対中関係安定に尽力 nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUA1…

福田康夫元首相が死去、90歳　消費者庁設置や対中関係安定に尽力

福田康夫（ふくだ・やすお）元首相が22日、心不全のため都内の病院で死去した。90歳だった。2007年に首相に就任しおよそ1年間務めた。消費者庁の設置を決め、公文書の管理を強化する法整備を進めた。中国との関係安定にも尽力した。父は福田赳夫元首相。早大卒業後、丸善石油（現・コスモエネルギーホールディングス）に17年間勤めた。赳夫氏が首相に就く直前に秘書となり、政務担当の首相秘書官を経験した。19

nikkei.com
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>Shot twice >Has 3 baby mamas >He’s an ass man Truly the only black president of the United States
FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during a campaign rally in Port Huron, Michigan
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Anime really is real life
PsyopAnime
@PsyopAnimeOct 26
it's hard to miss @NICKIMINAJ
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AI stocks when the market opens
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 25
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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RIP Brazilian stonk investors
litquidity
@litcapitalOct 26
“So you went all in on Brazilian equities ahead of the election?” “Yes, Dave” “And you thought Brazil could have fair elections even though they’re an emerging market with a left-wing government?” “That’s correct, Dave”
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Replying to @TeoSelander
You’re getting closer to the epicenter, next check out the Aeon mall across the river. Lots of yankiis there
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South American Japanese diaspora undefeated
The Force Majeure Groyper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@ProgDirectorateOct 25
average north american japanese diasporoid vs average south american japanese diasporoid
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