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Stopped using my bank card.
Every time I buy something, the bank knows where I am, what I bought and exactly when I bought it.
Cash ain’t much better. Every bill’s got a serial number.
So I made my own currency.
$CALFILES
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If birds are real why have I never seen a baby pigeon.
Been asking this for 11 years.
Nobody’s given me a straight answer.
They’re saying the new GTA trailer has hidden messages.
I’ve watched it 37 times.
There’s a man in the background wearing the exact same shirt as a guy I saw at Walmart in 2019.
I’ll post the evidence when I find the receipt.
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Stopped trusting banks a long time ago.
Now I’ve got my own currency.
They can freeze my accounts. They can’t freeze my mouth.
$CALFILES
The files are open.
Stopped trusting banks a long time ago.
Now I’ve got my own currency.
They can freeze my accounts. They can’t freeze my mouth.
$CALFILES
The files are open.
Cal Hampton retweeted
Stopped using my bank card.
Every time I buy something, the bank knows where I am, what I bought and exactly when I bought it.
Cash ain’t much better. Every bill’s got a serial number.
So I made my own currency.
$CALFILES
CA: 2BSvWd2LSQuFmyewycgbqYLJTtM5mKTWqfVuozUvpump
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Had to make a new account.
Not explaining what happened to the last one.
If you’re reading this, they haven’t found this one yet.
Jason told me birds aren’t government drones.
Asked him how he knows.
He said “because they’re birds.”
That’s not an answer Jason.
Why does every security camera in Vice City point DOWN?
What are they trying to stop us looking UP at?
Jason says I need to stop looking into things.
Funny how that’s exactly what somebody involved would say.
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Y’all ever heard about the conspiracy theory that birds aren’t real?? Lowkey got me thinking about some things
Three pelicans been sitting on the same telephone wire outside my place since Tuesday.
It’s Friday.
Pelicans don’t even sit on telephone wires.