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What can I say? I'm a man who like his trains! And gold dust! @CalTheSpy is my normal counterpart.

Vicarstown, Island of Sodor
Joined April 2022
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"Workers would say that they heard the sound of hissing and clanking around the yard during the night shift, like the sound of three engines puffing at once. ." "But it wasn't just puffing sounds. . Voices, crying for the end to return. For their rest had become disrupted. ."
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Better make sure you're following the rules of the Official Railway Safety Guideline Manual, because Bradford the Brakevan is in town to enforce them!
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Aah yes, the good old bright blue steam engine of my childhood. . Wait a minute, this isn't Thomas! It's Tillie, of the 1991 film "The Little Engine That Could!" Anyone remember this movie? Because I certainly do!
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There's almost nothing worse than stubbing your toe.. Thought I'd try out a new comic layout style!
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"Oh my. . I remember this! Every year. . on my birthday. ." Happy 30th Birthday to me!
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I'm no art restorer, but I'll give them a C for effort!
story where sir handel and peter sam fuck up and subsequently have to quickly restore duke’s painting called “ecce loco”
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"Under all that gruff beats a heart of gold!" He's creaky, he's cranky and he just wants to get his work done in peace without being bothered by little pesky engines below, meet Cranky the Crane!
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Got some nice steam engine shots recently! Took a bit of a fall getting one of them, but it was worth it. 😅
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿SCOTLAND FOREVER!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 One smashed a signal box and owns a cute duck, the other smashed a break van and rescued Oliver from scrap. Meet Donald and Douglas, the scottish twins!
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To celebrate the birthday of Rev Wilbert Awdry, the creator of the Railway Series and the Thomas the Tank Engine man, here's a model of the big man himself!
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"Anyone know when the Express next passes through?" It's Gordon's biggest fan, S.T.A.R the Blue Breakvan! (OC and art owned by @ponyforwea!)
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"If I fail. . The passengers will be cross, and the railway will close. ." - Gallant Little Engine, Series 4.
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"I say Rusty! Why do I have to shave everyday?" "Because I grow quite "apache" beard!"
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(1/2) Suppose given recent fandom discourse, I should make this announcement. As of now, I have no intention of making any future SFM pictures with my TF2 model of 98462 (Alfred), given the character is now associated with a jailed pedophile creep like Richard Jordan.
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(2/2) I could rework him into a new original character yes, but I feel as if the negative stigma now surrounding Alfred would only make me feel uncomfortable, and even be seen as a disrespect to the victims of Richard's actions. So I'll be retiring the model indefinitely.
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Happy Anniversary to my account!
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No idea what all these "shadowbanned" nonsense is about, but if you can see this account, say hi to Klondyke!
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He's devious, he's deceptive and he's full of surprises!
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"Henry. . you, like all my engines, are a one of a kind. And you were the one to show me that's the way it ought to be. The way it should always be. You have changed my railway for the better." Based on "Worth It", by @wilburpyt.
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