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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenterNov 4

only on this app rn to make sure Elon Musk sees me LIB OUT

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idk what to do with this?@hipstermermaidNov 3

huge day for finding out if anything good can ever happen again

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@whatkamisaysNov 4

i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree

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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenterNov 4

only a blunami would get me back on this godless app

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warez@iggnazty26 Jan 2023

Me showing up to Spotify HQ to help fix the issue so I can listen to the same 5 songs

Image from warez (@iggnazty)

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@samlymatters7 Nov 2022

I have fired anyone at the company who has asked about the loud crying coming from my office

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@FBI21 Oct 2022

Do you have information about a white-collar crime? Report it swiftly to the #FBI at tips.fbi.gov. ow.ly/G2jm50LhLtP

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@hasanthehun18 Oct 2022

this is like 80% of my political commentary

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trash jones@jzux28 Jul 2022

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenter24 Jul 2022

I drink a considerable amount of baja blast

@joshtpm23 Jul 2022

Reply in this thread if you've never had COVID and your best guess as to why you haven't.

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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenter8 Jul 2022

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I'm With The Band@ImWithTheBandHB7 Jul 2022

Beauty @caleycarpenter giving us major Jagger / Warhol vibes in the Mystery Train - Scarf Tie 💙

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC26 Jun 2022

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

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@Harry_Styles24 Jun 2022

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today. Check on your friends. Look after each other. We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning. A truly dark day for America.

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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenter19 Apr 2022

my bf got invited backstage to hangout with maneskin while he was in line for the bathrooms, but I was out front waiting for him w his phone so he ran back to grab me and when we went back, they were gone🙃 I’m never holding his phone for him EVER again🥲

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t⋆a⋆m𓆉@tam_whambam13 Apr 2022

Stevie Nicks at the Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere, 2012.

Image from t⋆a⋆m𓆉 (@tam_whambam)

Image from t⋆a⋆m𓆉 (@tam_whambam)

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@BernieSanders5 Apr 2022

Cancel student debt. All of it.

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Caley Carpenter@CaleyCarpenter26 Mar 2022

🥺💔

Pizza Dad@Pizza__Dad26 Mar 2022

I can’t imagine being a drummer and losing your front man, then becoming the front man only to lose your drummer… rest in peace Taylor Hawkins, and peace be with you Dave Grohl, just devastating

Image from Pizza Dad (@Pizza__Dad)

Image from Pizza Dad (@Pizza__Dad)

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Stevie Nicks’ Life In Photos

@StevieInPhotos23 Mar 2022

Stevie Nicks, 1976

Image from Stevie Nicks’ Life In Photos (@StevieInPhotos)

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@obiwankenobi9 Mar 2022

Hello there.

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