Cambs Referee

Hugo Loris! Best keeper in the league?

Spurs were terrible today.

So the conclusion is that he was offside. teapawt.org/piersmorgan/status/898…

Jan Vertongen should have been sent off

Won a single hand in 4 hours of poker - busting out with aces first and rivered second.

Come on. We can be more professional than mud slinging in public. teapawt.org/refsassociation/status…

Today I got given the all-clear by a cardiologist at Addenbrookes. Need to get fit quickly but aim to be back in a fortnight.

I've done FAC first and second qualifying round lines - so up to that.

currently sidelined with heart condition awaiting full diagnosis though

senior leagues - i.e. Top of amateur football. I'm happy to do lower down though - have no ambition.

Bubbled the aspers tournament last night after bluffing the river with 3,6 off and running into quad aces (flopped) - didn't see that coming

west ham were totally outplayed at home to hull

The pogba one is an example of no pen. Arm next to the body.

Chrissakes Jermaine Jenas, where is "unnatural position" in the laws of the game?

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Thanks @noaltradio @yumhoneyblood - am delighted

Pleased to stumble across this tweet and a nice man teapawt.org/NoAltRadio/status/8033…

Diagnosed problem with a valve to my heart. I've had to cry off today and for the foreseeable. Cardiologist late Jan & hope to be back 1 day

Mind you, I think I saw a player with a taped up wedding band. Incredibly unhelpful to those of us out on the parks enforcing LOAF tomorrow

It must be the effect of TV, but from what I can see I wouldn't let the Swindon keeper wear that dark pink kit with a red outfield strip.