All the seats at new Highmark Stadium with non-glass obstructed views have straps so nobody can sit in them.

Best seat in the house to watch that Team USA offense 🔥😤

Wow, shouldn’t have stayed home yesterday! How’d it feel being on the other side of the interview @Evin_Sully?

It’s not as pressing as our embarrassment of a football and men’s basketball team, but can someone explain why Sam The Minuteman has a hockey jersey that is THREE versions behind what the team currently wears???

0-9 UMass vs. 2-7 Northern Illinois. Wedseday night #MACtion. 36 degrees. Worst stadium in college football. Worst two offenses in FBS. Does it get any more sicko than this?!

UMass, maybe don’t do the yelling rodent bit on the scoreboard when we’re getting absolutely throttled, thank you.

Omaha is one of just a few schools who use warmup pucks that aren’t blank. I was lucky enough to have one land at my feet tonight 😂

The possibilities for this were infinitely more fun/cool than what was pumped out. I will never advocate for AI work over creatives (not the point of this tweet), but I made this with AI in literally two minutes, and look how much more fun/natural it feels.

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Pain.

WAY too much Red Sox on my feed this week for me to not do at least a LITTLE victory lap. GGs Boston, see you guys next year 😘

The damage that @UMassADBamford has done to @UMassAthletics is genuinely heartbreaking. A once proud department is just a laughing stock, and he continues to get the chance to sully the brand further. Unforgivable.

Another embarrassing night to call myself a UMass fan/alum. If it weren’t for the hockey program I’d be so far removed from anything that has to do with this school.