HATES FOOTBALL. Serial idiot. You'd think never learning a lesson would eventually teach me a lesson.... More guitars than sense. Too old to be this immature.
Lahndahn.
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Mind you, there is another verbose toss pot called Russell that I hate, that Russell Kane. He can fuck off as well.
Just opened a six pack of Bacon and found seven rashers! HA! I am off to buy a lottery ticket! Today is obviously my day.
Or summink......
Someone telling people about the 7 year relationship they have had with "Bob" the Robin. Didn't have the heart to tell them the average lifespan of a Robin in this country is 2 years.
Well, they all look the bleedin' same don't they. Coming over here, eating our worms.....
Dear Bed and Bed Linen manufacturers, PLEASE TALK TO EACH OTHER! Either you Linen bods have got to make the fitted stuff in a few cm smaller size or you bed guys have gotta up the mattress sizes by a few cm. SORT IT OUT!
As there are once again huge swathes of nothing on TV tonight, I will curl up and watch Jeff Bridges being Wild Bill Hickok from way back in 1996. Practically a B&W movie!
Managing agents said they are changing the pedestrian gate code but NOT the vehicle gate - we will have to open that with our remote "clickers". This is to prevent fly tipping. Thing is, the new code only opens the VEHICLE GATE when you enter it. Fucking clueless.
"If I had been on the Ballot we would have one by a landslide" YOU LITERALLY TOLD THEM TO VOTE AS IF YOU WERE ON THE BALLOT YOU PEADOPHILE RAPIST CON MAN!
I had intended to come into the office on Monday & Tuesday of this week but really couldn't be bothered. This is the first Wednesday I have been here in ages and I am wondering if anyone is going to turn up. Oh the excitement.
He said he expects to "Win bigly" so we know he will not except the results unless they go his way. What's the point?
Inevitable Old Nick💙 retweeted
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👇🏻 This was meant to drop last week, but our lawyers wanted a look at it first. 👀
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We're orf to Slone Square dahlinks, in jolly old London Town don't cha know. Going for a meal and a spiffing arty type event thingamy. Toodles people. MWAH!
Inevitable Old Nick💙 retweeted
A Welshman walks into a ‘Spoons.
Tells the barman he's got a great joke about Reform voters.
The barman tells him that he's a Reform voter, so are the 3 big guys at the end of the bar and the 2 woman sat next to him.
'So do you still want to tell it', the barman says.
The man says. 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 times"... 😆