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Captain Ford retweeted
9 of the Seats on the Dark Armada schedule flipped last night.
We won all of our targeted elections and I couldn’t be more proud of everyone who pushed for this. We worked hard to promote these candidates.
Kansas elected its first Democratic senator in 94 years.
Texas elected James Talarico over incumbent Republican AG Ken Paxton
South Carolina elected Annie Andrews on a historic win.
Iowa elected Josh Turek, flipping the state blue.
Maine elected Troy Jackson and unseated pro MAGA, incumbent Susan Collins. Something people complained couldn’t be done in under a year.
North Carolina elected Roy Cooper, flipping the state to blue for the first time since 2008.
Ohio elected Sherrod Brown, flipping to blue in their special election.
Congratulations to everyone who won!
Sir, you play with fucking dolls as an adult…Suck my dick from the back @OperatorGrizz
Captain Ford retweeted
I could watch @TheAKGuy Lose elections all day. Fuck that guy.
Imagine being such a trash ass candidate, you lose in a safe district the TX GOP created.
LMFAOOOOO look at Willis the pancake bitch melting down! 😭😭😭😭
Don’t you dare blame Trump alone for the 2026 midterm election losses. Blame John Thune and every RINO who turned their backs on Trump and helped the Democrats win.
We could have passed the SAVE Act, but these RINOs failed us. We still have serious questions about who voted in these elections, including whether people who weren’t legally allowed to vote
And I don’t care who gets mad. I’m standing with President Trump. I voted for him, and I’m sticking with him. If you don’t like it, I don’t care.
Democrats stood behind Obama and Biden no matter what. So why the hell should I turn my back on Trump.
I refuse to join the Democrats in their celebration. I will never support that party.
What was that you were saying, Tammy??
I’m not saying there’s gonna be a red wave by any means, but these polls are so far off.
The pollsters even admit that Republicans are under-sampled and the reason is very simple…
Republicans don’t like to be bothered. We don’t wanna talk to pollsters. We don’t wanna answer a text. We don’t wanna deal with anybody outside of our colleagues, friends, and family.
On the other side, many Libs are not only Trump DERANGED they are frothing at the mouth to tell someone about it.
Captain Ford retweeted
Turns out. Lindsey Grahams sister is also a power bottom. Should have known they weren't wanting to finish on top. Toodles
Captain Ford retweeted
Hey MAGA dipshits, do you need a hankie? Just kidding, fuck you and try not to storm the Capitol this time.
#DarkArmada 🏴☠️
Captain Ford retweeted
Hello, i just want to say, you lost biggly and your pedophile protecting politicians are now going to face accountability. YOU LOST, MAGA! Thank you for attention to this matter!
