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Cap

@CaptainElCapo

Food, baseball. photography, and money, not financial advice. Top 96.7% on OnlyFans

 New Orleans / Houston
Joined October 2016
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.
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As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to turn into Homer Simpson
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Let’s put the hospice in hospitality duckers🤘
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Girls be like "spooky season is here" bitch this whole year been terrifying
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@DocStrangelove2Oct 20
You can’t fix your own shit. Stay away from our Japanese friends.
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Frenchman: "I'm starving. Can I have something to eat?" Clerk: "Would you like halal food?" 💀
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Thx epoch times now you tell me 😂😂😂
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🚨Pancreatic cancer rarely announces itself. When it is caught at the earliest stage, 5-year survival tops 80 percent. Once it spreads distantly, that drops to 3 percent. Three specialists walk through the 7 signs that most often get dismissed as something else.

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Denver people love making soup, apparently
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POV: A Frenchman discovers that tigers don't accept surrender. 🇫🇷🐅🏳️💀
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What if McDonald’s existed in Japan during the samurai era? 🥺🍔🇯🇵
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It was 69 degrees today, which means it’s officially fur hat season
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Just 1, damn kids 🎃
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Average Dodger fan after their team reverts back to their choking ways.
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@wrldseriesyanksOct 15
the astros really did irreparable damage to this sport bc you really do have people who think any team that happens to be on a run and playing good enough baseball HAS to be cheating in some way shape or form
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NLCS Game 4 tickets at Dodger Stadium have dropped from $90 to $71. A 21% discount to watch your team get swept up out of the NLCS.
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Trulucks in Plano, TX. Legit 💯
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Rip to your childhood 🎃
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2 was a good number for me as a kid, and I turned out totally fine and healthy 🤘
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アメリカのウォシュレットは日本とは比較にならない😎
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