michael

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
all this sympathy is just a knife
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Captainseas retweeted
No this is genuinely the funniest bit of him being in WWE is it shows how many people just watched highlight reels from bits of matches then the weird bullshit he did all the time
Love that Japanese fans in the quotes are basically saying "Ha! Hiromu is being Hiromu! 😂" but western fans are like "wtf are WWE doing to Hiromu??? 😡"
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In 10 months, O’Shaquie Foster has beaten Stephen Fulton, Raymond Ford and Emanuel Navarrete — all while some so-called stars and pound-for-pound talents haven’t fought at all or have been in the ring just once.
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Its pretty wild that theres basically no "legends" from the 2000's or 2010's that can realistically come back to professional wrestling Like who would even be the biggest name that could come back?
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It’s very odd to watch this person go from fighting on the front lines to defend this man every single day, to immediately saying he was actually barely involved and she’s basically been waiting to take over everything lol?
Replying to @GWAMtweets
Mind you, he walked off set after sleeping most of the episode and just….didn’t come back. Y’all. I make the doc. I can confidently tell you: we have BEEN doing the show without him.
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Captainseas retweeted
congratulations to me for this being the 100th time I have seen this exact same engagement bait post on here
Besides THE WIRE, THE SOPRANOS and GAME OF THRONES, what’s one HBO series everyone needs to watch at least once? Looking for those underrated gems and all-time greats that deserve to be in the conversation.
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Captainseas retweeted
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Captainseas retweeted
instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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The idea that Amanda Seyfried owes Holmes an apology for portraying her in a miniseries is asinine, especially coupled with the fact that Holmes has never once been sorry about her own actions (including driving a person to suicide!) and still believes her own bullshit
I think Nathan Fielder did a really good job with You Can See Everything. Especially in showing how unwilling Amanda Seyfried was to acknowledge her own role in potentially harming another person. He had everyone looking at one another and questioning everyone else’s intentions, while seemingly being completely unwilling to examine their own behavior. I thought Amanda’s resistance to doing that was especially revealing I also obviously think Billy is terrible. I think he’s cruel and exploitative. I’ve seen Elizabeth’s tweets for years and thought they were her. Finding out they’re his was jarring and sad. But as much as I dislike Billy, I think he made a very good point. Why would he care what Amanda thinks? She’s an actress who has profited from portraying his wife as a bizarre and dishonest and manipulative freak to an audience that is largely voyeuristic, incredibly binary in their moral thinking, and seemingly unable to separate fiction from reality I don’t think that Amanda needed to defend Elizabeth or excuse anything she’s done but I do think it’s bizarre how unwilling she seemed to consider that she might have contributed to another person’s suffering
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there’s a lot that’s wrong about this tweet but i’m hung up on the concept of the world’s most famous american jew being ethan klein from youtube .com
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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Captainseas retweeted
"It is no coincidence this occurred during France burning and American midterms." This film has been in the works for 15 years you schizophrenic dipshit lmao
Now, LAIKA is dead to me. This was a propaganda-activist film through and through. It is no coincidence this occurred during France burning and American midterms. A contemptible film from the storytelling—to the characters—to the messaging. We must take back entertainment.
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he really is a white woman
The Backstreet Boys performed at Drake’s 40th birthday party
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Broke: Ethan cheated with a younger version of Hila. Woke: Ethan cheated with a younger version of himself
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Captainseas retweeted
u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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People died
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" well
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RAF has jumped the shark.....
Arman Tsarukyan teched Dillon Danis Then Iverson stepped over him 😭 @RAFWrestlingUSA
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Love that Japanese fans in the quotes are basically saying "Ha! Hiromu is being Hiromu! 😂" but western fans are like "wtf are WWE doing to Hiromu??? 😡"
This is nothing but CHAOS 😱
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This has been almost every CM Punk feud since he returned to wrestling lol
Punk: “You don’t know me. We’ve never sat down. We’ve never shared a cup of coffee. We’ve never broke bread. We’ve never done anything.” KO: “I don’t need to do that with you. I’ve been around enough people who knew you to know who you are.” #SmackDown
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I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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Gotta love Aaron Pico
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