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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀

@CaptainValcon

Weedrat. Rotisserie style.

 whirlwind of aggression
Joined April 2009
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The Onion
@TheOnion21 Apr 2023
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eats A Kid bit.ly/3mSIhiu
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Hartford Yard Goats
@GoYardGoats9 Feb 2023
The Yard Goats will play one game as the Hartford Bouncing Pickles this season. The Bouncing Pickles refers to a blue law in Connecticut: if a pickle doesn't bounce, it ain't a pickle. Let us know what you think; we relish your feedback 🥒
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Eli Berkovits
@BookOfEli_NFL30 Jan 2023
It's 4th down, the Chiefs have to punt Refs:
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te$$ 🎥@Iunarpinks29 Jan 2023
niners relying on mccaffrey every single play to run the ball
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patrick stump vocals@truantzwave29 Jan 2023
we as a society do not talk enough about fall out boy covering under pressure and patrick stump duetting both freddie and bowie’s parts with HIMSELF
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Dont Show Your Cat
@DontShowYourCat22 Jan 2023
the photographer called him pretty
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Festive Owl
@TheFestiveOwl10 Jan 2023
BACKSTAGE GIVEAWAY — @Bonnaroo reveals 2023 lineup: @FooFighters, @KendrickLamar, @ODESZA + more. ENTER NOW for a chance to win (2) VIP tickets + a sold out Area 931 Backstage camping pass. 👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl 2. RT this tweet Bonus 👉 bit.ly/3k1GV3c
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Posts Of Cats
@PostsOfCats11 Jan 2023
teapawt.org/cats_laugh/status/1613…
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BlackMilk Clothing@BlackMilkTweets10 Jan 2023
💙 WIN 💙 THREE lucky winners will receive a $100 USD e-gift card to @ColourPopCo and a $100 AUD e-gift card to BlackMilk! Simply: 🖤 Follow us @ColourPopCo + @blackmilktweets 🖤 Like this tweet 🖤 Retweet 🖤 Reply ⛄ to this tweet T&C's apply ~ bit.ly/3Qtuj0M
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AAAAAAAAAA
@AAAAA4A4AAAAA4 Jan 2023
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden25 Dec 2022
Can you name one? Just one? Because even the government admits nobody died as a result of the 2013 revelations of Global Mass Surveillance. However, US courts *did* rule that they show the NSA broke the law. That reporting also won the Pulitzer Prize. theguardian.com/us-news/2020…
NSA surveillance exposed by Snowden was illegal, court rules seven years on

NSA surveillance exposed by Snowden was illegal, court rules seven years on

Appeals court says intelligence leaders who defended dragnet – which was revealed by Snowden to the Guardian – were not telling the truth

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tyler oakley
@tyleroakley23 Dec 2022
dj earworm united state of pop 2009 (blame it on the pop) is the closest we've ever gotten to world peace
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score follower@incipitsify17 Dec 2022
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Blake Ferguson
@blakeferguson483 Dec 2022
Y’all should vote for my brother @SnapFlow69 for the Pro Bowl! All you gotta do is retweet this🤟🏼 #ProBowlVote Reid Ferguson
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Chris Meloni
@Chris_Meloni2 Dec 2022
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Marine Biology Shitposts@MarineShitposts1 Dec 2022
ITS DECEMBER
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i like food
@messedupfoods2 Dec 2022
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Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital30 Nov 2022
The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.
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RΞZZ
@OfficialRezz21 Nov 2022
NIGHTMARE ON REZZROCKS 2022 FULL SET IN 4k OUT NOW!! On YouTube youtu.be/yrLXgFWk2YY
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Floofty Fizzlebean@ImSammyJennings18 Nov 2022
1 always lies and 1 always tells the truth @CaptainValcon
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