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what’s the point in trying if that’s all that you do

Joined March 2024
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The wars over🥹
Chiefs acquiring WR Josh Downs and a 7th-round pick from the Colts for a 4th and 5th-round pick. (via @adamschefter, @rapsheet)
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Chiefs acquiring WR Josh Downs and a 7th-round pick from the Colts for a 4th and 5th-round pick. (via @adamschefter, @rapsheet)
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Cmon… please
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Holy shit there I am Gary
Replying to @SchuStats
Maryland, courtesy of @FaastSSBU, requirements: 3 Maryland events in the past 6 months and US must be your most played country and MD must be your most played state My Maryland player highlight for October 2026 goes to DeLulu!
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Your greatest enemy will lose their next 50/50.
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Maybe I should go back to playing low tiers🤔
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HSR Pirate Token Tier List
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Still no WR 😭😭
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I wish I played a combo centered character😔
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Yo he's actually the goat 😭😭
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Xavier Worthy the last 2 weeks (Seahawks/Broncos): 111 snaps 12 targets 6 receptions 24 yards
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Good: - Patrick Mahomes - Emmett Johnson - I’d take a bullet for Kenneth Walker and his toughness - Travis Kelce forever Bad: - Andy Reid being the only person in the world, including the kicker, thinking that Harrison Butker would make that field goal - Xavier Worthy not knowing a football field - Whatever Kingsley Suamataia did - Harrison Butker - costly minor rookie mistakes (least of my concerns that Cyrus Allen and Johnson will learn from) Anyways, gross. I’m going to bed.
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“Think Mark! THINK!!”
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Gamers chances to beat Pro’s
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You can kill the man but you can't kill the idea.
‼️FIRST LOOK: STORM [MARVEL TOKON] ANIMATED NAMEPLATE Here’s your first look at the animated nameplate bundled with Storms’s new legendary Marvel Rivals × Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls collaboration skin, arriving to the in-game store tonight at 10:00 PM ET. #MarvelRivals
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Wesley’s theory and this shouldn’t even be a debate😂
Best Kendrick song, but you’re NOT allowed to say: • “Alright” • “Humble” • “DNA” • “Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe” • “Money Trees” • “Swimming Pools” • “King Kunta” • “The Heart Part 5” What are you picking instead?
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how to kill a dynasty
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