Got into a huge fight Full Special Here - youtu.be/MoHTvTrfB2g

When u bout to throw for 400 yards & 3TDs. @CALEBcsw

I’m lurkin around my gym beggin mfs for 5mg of creatine

Well. It’s Saturday. All my friends are at the beach having sex with porn stars and listening to Bad Bunny and doing molly while I’m writing chapter 4 of my book.

I’m spending yet another Saturday night in. Writing. While all my friends do coke and listen to Drake with naked super Models. No thanks!!! I like working hard.

Its about to be midnight on a Tuesday! Yup im def about to take two hits of weed, eat a bunch of chips & salsa, and watch Money Ball!!! LFGGGGGG!!!

Am I crazy, or is being alive actually pretty lit?

Show me a better FF team @ChicagoBears

COVID 19 WAS CRAZY MAN!!!

Manchester by the Sea Watch party at my crib tonight. Look at the shared Google doc to make sure you don’t bring the same type of Doritios as another guy.

I love every major studio in LA. I get along with them all really well.

I would like just one person to come up to me in the gym and say, “good job buddy. Your hard work is not going unnoticed.”

Mmmmm. That shit was bussin. I love being a guy.

Being a guy is awesome. I can eat a big ass bowl of pasta pretty easily.

I like going to parties where everyone is showing each other stuff on their phones.

I drank a coffee and have been on my phone all day. It’s awesome.

COME TO THIS OR U WILL GET COVID TIX IN BIO – at Los Angeles, CA

I’m trying to make twitter a thing again but it’s not working.

Apparently I don’t check this thing enough?! Why didn’t anyone tell me I went viral yesterday.