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Getting in from a gig and Army of Darkness is on 🥳 Groovy!

The heat in here 🥵

Absolutely pointless doing hair and makeup to go out in that but here we go.

First night out tonight in ages. So obviously it’s blowin an absolute hoolie and pissin down 😬👍🏻

Just got out of the shower and nearly had a full “Confessions of a Window Cleaner” moment. Poor bloke.

And because she’s not remotely spoiled she refuses to get her whiskers sticky on any bowl and requires spoon fed on her blanket 🙄

Haven’t seen them all day. Sit down with ice cream ….

Dungarees have taken a battering today 🎨

He’s back. Obviously the sneeze tweet has impressed him.

Just sneezed 6 times in a row and didn’t pee my pants. How’s your night going?

These new pieces have taken a little longer to make their way onto my website that I’d planned. Life has felt a little overwhelming lately. Thank you for your patience and for being here in my little, colourful corner of the world 🫶🏻

Back when I was doodling faces

Tramadol, dark humour, heated blanket and spite 😬👍🏻

I have found my Christmas jumper.

Sad sack has managed to burst her favourite Amazon box (she won’t sleep in a bed). Look at the nick of her. Poster child for the SSPCA 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ (Disclaimer because people. She has allergies, the clothes protect her from tearing her skin. I don’t dress her up for fun.)

An update from this shambles.

I deployed the heated blanket. She heard the switch from 2 rooms away and assumed her position in approximately 3.2 seconds 🙄

That trend of patting your cat until it gets annoyed except it’s my cat just walloping my heid until I get up and feed her.

Oh 🥹 *cries*