Rover from Carousel Of Progress

the big tree. with balls. on it. is still. here. the hoomans. said. I can’t. play with it.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary That’s the day the human. named Sarah. left her. computer open. and I wanted to become. a bird. on the. tweeter. Thanks for. following. my shenanigans. 🐶 (that a Rover face)

The spooky season where the small human boy. looks like his beautiful sister Patty. is here. The leaves keep. falling and. I keep trying to catch them. with my mouth.

Of course not. I am. the. cutest. doggie in. the whole. round world! (The small. human. with hair all over. his face. that looks. like his. beautiful sister Patty. says the. world. is round. like my. red ball.) teapawt.org/carouselof/status/1018…

Delete this I haven't died in 100+ years and I'm not going to die now. teapawt.org/disneybyvincent/status…

There are lots. of big scary. boom booms in. the sky. I have my. red ball and. I'm okay. Happy Independence Day from your favorite cute and adorable doggie, Rover.

I saw my red ball. and when I played with it. I got excited. and let go of it. it rolled away. the smaller human. with hair all over his face too. that looks like. his sister patty. said it was because of. grabity. I don't. know. what. grabity is. but it's invisable.

I have bamboozled. the human. named. Sarah. when I speak. the lights. turn on. by. my voice.

Hey, who's that cute doggie? Oh, that's me! 😂🐶 teapawt.org/carouselof/status/9639…

I once. lived. in California. many. years ago. teapawt.org/universeofenerg/status…

The other human. found my. secret twitter. teapawt.org/carouselpatty/status/9…

Ruff Ruff

#NewProfilePic The human. said I. looked. amazing and. beautiful. in this.

The human. said. I was. a. good boy! He. is not. wrong about. this.

I hope. the human man. drops. the. ham and eggs. all over. the floor. so I can. eat them all. He calls. them. a really. big. word. called. Omelet. Superb. Avec Jambon. though.

The small human boy. looks like. a ware wolf. I thought it. was funny. then he. said. he got. the look from. the small human. girl. so I. howled. loudly. to let him know. I appreciated his. joke.

🐶🐶 I think. you're right. I'm amazing. teapawt.org/iamalexgarner/status/9…

The indoor tree. has balls. on it. but the humans. say. I'm not allowed. to play. fetch with them. because. I might. get hurt. by them. I think. they just. want me to. play with. the new chew bone. they got. me.

The human. left her computer on. so I. signed up for the. twitter that isn't. about birds. My name is. Rover. I. like long. walks. even tough I. sometimes try to run. and drag the human. man named John. behind me.