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"I'м нere тo drιɴĸ αɴd ѕтeαl yoυr вιтcн, αɴd I'м αll oυт oғ вooze." 🗡 MCU 🗡 Bisexual Bitch 🗡 Experienced Writer 🗡 Non-Lewd 🗡 Info and Solos Below 🗡 It's #LadyOfGlaciers 🗡 RT?

Still King, still kicking ass,

//When you wanna post a video of Tessa playing Agent M because it reminded you you’re gay and it’s a Val look, definitely,

Still apparently in charge, still haven’t accidentally destroyed New Asgard, that has been your update,

“Clit, eh? Doesn’t endear him to me any more, though.”

Sips a beer. Gotta change her title. She’s not a King. King leave. Kings send her sisters to die. She likes Queen so much better.

“All Avengers are always welcome for a beer in New Asgard! They’re a fun bunch.”

“So I guess I’m king now.”

//Mostly because my friend is bringing back their Loki to scream ‘BITCH’ at Valkyrie’s new title,

//My Valkyrie is probably gonna be spoilery on two facts. *SPOILERS* That she’s now Queen of New Asgard, And that she survived obviously *SPOILERS*

“At least I have Astridr. I can always pull a Thor and run away from my responsibilities.”

I’m gonna bring Loki back to life and kill him for dying, still, then I’m gonna kill Thor Odinson for puTTING SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY ON ME.

Astridr is beautiful, still, She’s grooming her white mane as she kisses her horse’s muzzle.

//But when I do *vibrates excitedly*

Bitch first change: STOP PLAYING DEAD AND COME BACK YOU HOE.

//I won’t do Endgame Valkyrie for awhile, though. Obviously. Not everyone’s seen it.

//Screeches Endgame brought back my muse, though I have some burning questions

“I need booze.”

“Hello I’m out of alcohol and dying.”

//Do I need to fight someone for causing you anxiety, or just your mind? Because I will fight. You don’t deserve to have that feeling. teapawt.org/asgardiandrunk/status/…