Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy) header
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy) profile picture

Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@CartoonJonesy

I’m a cartoonist. See my work at https://teapawt.org/t.co/1kC1RZZb6A or https://teapawt.org/t.co/NFL3L55DYK

 Worst Case Ontario, Canada
cartooncircus.com
Joined March 2011
  • Tweets134K
  • Following2.5K
  • Followers9.6K
3.7KMedia
Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)Photo by Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)
It’s the same on every planet…
Image from Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)
3
14
698
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Fresh Prince of Flint (@PrinceOfFlint) profile picture
Fresh Prince of Flint@PrinceOfFlint15h
How do I explain to my wife I HAVE to drink 29 beers for each crew member on the Edmund and a tall boy for the ship herself
17
105
3
2,630
53,319
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Art E McFly (@SabotagedSmoke) profile picture
Art E McFly@SabotagedSmokeNov 10
Guys with embroidery on their jeans will always choose the urinal beside you regardless of the available options
3
8
42
1,030
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Ben Justman🍷 (@BenJustman) profile picture
Ben Justman🍷
@BenJustman18h
A girl just made eye contact with me. Nice try China.
276
2,951
129
48,786
797,838
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Case (@Cactuscali19912) profile picture
Case@Cactuscali1991217h
If I was Pinocchio I would've killed Jiminy Cricket with hammers I can tell you that much.
5
11
1
47
694
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Functionally Feral (@FeralFerrell) profile picture
Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell21h
she edmund on my fitzgerald til i was wrecked is this anything fuck it send
9
36
120
2,092
The best part of waking up Is snuggling with my pup
1
10
185
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Functionally Feral (@FeralFerrell) profile picture
Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell23h
nothing like a piping hot stream of consciousness first thing in the morning
6
44
140
2,060
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Skurt Vonnegut (@ThisLocalHater) profile picture
Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 9
Remember Bazooka Joe gum? It tasted like ass and broke your teeth, bloodied your mouth. BUT COMIC.
2
28
1
77
1,443
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
✯ (@_Sprinkles_77) profile picture
✯@_Sprinkles_77Nov 9
No, officer, you don’t understand. I was β€œsexting” and driving.
4
278
2
5,238
30,171
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
gas station dream girl (@cheygoulet) profile picture
gas station dream girl@cheygouletNov 9
Earlier someone said nice camo jacket. I said what jacket. They didn’t get my joke....
74
50
1
655
6,377
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Chowder 🐺 (@imbrownonline) profile picture
Chowder 🐺@imbrownonlineNov 9
havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown
150
4,640
169
110,152
1,565,658
He fell asleep trying to steal my food
Image from Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@CartoonJonesy)
20
226
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
πŸ₯› the milkman πŸ₯› (@iLowkeyB__) profile picture
πŸ₯› the milkman πŸ₯›@iLowkeyB__Nov 8
Ladies if your life is horrible right now just remember you have big titties
42
560
182
3,118
112,473
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
soupπŸ•·οΈ (@thrluv) profile picture
soupπŸ•·οΈ
@thrluvNov 8
guys i’m being hospitalized for my spongebob addiction, they are admitting me to the squid ward
7
13
84
1,937
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Pisser Dick (@PisserDick_) profile picture
Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Nov 8
Jimmy Dean is not my lover
30
1,144
29
14,468
185,765
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) (@LouiseWeebe) profile picture
Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen)@LouiseWeebeNov 8
Ah, Monday. Fetch me my bathing toaster
17
360
11
3,661
85,805
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
yuli ౨ৎ (@tecchousfemme) profile picture
yuli ౨ৎ@tecchousfemmeNov 8
Horny canadians be like: sorry pls sorry let sorry me sorry into sorry your sorry pants sorry
22
483
55
3,660
43,361
β€œTwo likes isn’t a lot” yeah well imagine two donkey nuts on your chin.
3
22
363
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Oh Canaduh (@CanaduhOh) profile picture
Oh Canaduh
@CanaduhOhNov 8
It’s funny when Canadians say β€œjust up the road” because it could mean a 5 minute walk or 3 hours to the nearest city
10
85
7
820
12,055
Big Daddy Jonesy πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
insane freak guy (@Beer_Pisser) profile picture
insane freak guy@Beer_PisserNov 7
Your cleavage is awesome ma'am
5
367
23
4,672
38,811
Load more