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Diddy spent $1.5 MILLION on a party—then Jamie Foxx told him he could throw one just as good for $400, and Diddy got pissed.
Foxx tells the whole story here. He called around 200 of the coolest people he knew, put KFC on nice plates, and poured Coca-Cola into a pitcher.
Diddy rolled up with SUVs and an entourage. He walked inside, started recognizing people, and told Foxx how great the party was.
That’s when Jamie pointed at the dinner table and explained exactly where the money had gone—and how little he’d spent so far.
The running total is the punchline. Foxx delivering it in his Diddy impression makes this even better.
Everybody laughed at me when I told them I never got rid of any of my DVDs. Well, isn't so funny now is it? Bro, fuck this.
Sure you are, Jason. Sure you are.
Jelly Roll says he's done everything he set out to do in country music, and now he's praying about what's next.
The Grammy-winning singer says if God calls him to a different purpose, he's ready to leave the music business behind. "Y'all will never see me again," he said, adding he'd gladly go work at a homeless shelter if that's where he's led.
Jelly Roll said he's already checked every box on his music career list, from winning Grammys and CMA and ACM awards to becoming a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
Now, he says he's focused on himself. The country star shared that he's sober, in therapy and spending time in the Bible as he tries to figure out whether music is still where he's supposed to be.
And this goes for both, and all sides. I'm tired of hearing it. Sing, rap, and then leave. Hang out and do meat and greets, but the second you start with your agenda, is when I tune out.
To all the actors, musicians and other celebrities:
We don’t give a fuck about your political views or ideologies.
When I watch a movie, I’m trying to escape reality, not to be lectured by an actor who believes fame and money makes them morally superior.
When I pay to attend a concert, I’m there for the music. If you stop the show to scream political slogans and demand that the audience repeat them, fuck right off. You’ve lost me as a fan.
Celebrities seriously need to check their egos. You are not as important, influential or universally adored as you think you are.
We love the characters you play and the music you create. That doesn’t mean we worship the person behind them.
Entertain us. Spare us the sermon.
Sorry. Not sorry.
I'm just putting this out there. I love creepy pasta, and all of the narrators but, I think it would be fascinating to have a podcast where they just sit down and have a conversation. The people behind the stories.
Man, this year just isn't right. To lose Chuck Norris, Brad Arneld, and Dolly Parton all in the same year?
Those of us who were raised in the time when this song was new, we always knew that. Also, Sunny came home is the most beautiful murder ballad in history.
Listen I'm sorry, but I just can't in good conscience justify the purchase of something like this at this price in this day and age. With all the technology we have now, just why?
The two shows that I'm now waiting for the next seasons to come out are the following. King of the hill, and we're alive.
Well?
“If you Kevin Nash don’t live up to expectations you can be joining the unemployment line with your buddy Scott Hall.”
Vince McMahon delivers these lines to Kevin Nash shortly after his release from WWE because of substance abuse and his role in the “Plane ride from Hell.”
Kevin Nash’s response is legitimate and real.
Yeah, I'm here to tell you. I tried this once, and I will never, ever again! That shit was scary, OK? No thanks.
Snoop Dogg says he tried DMT once and will never do it again after feeling like he died
“They gave me some new shit called DMT. I hit it one time. That shit was like I fucking died and was dead, then came back and looked at myself dead. I was like, okay, I have seen death. I'm cool”
“It felt like I was, ‘Oh...’ And then I stood up and was looking at myself dying. Like, man, what the fuck is you doing. Do not hit that motherfucker one more time”
“Bitch, I’m done. I stepped out of my body and looked down at myself for about 25 seconds. Then when I came out of it, I was like... my fingers and shit was like… This is not for me”
One of the worst days in the history of professional wrestling. I said what I said.
Hey you know what? Good for him. Fuck those guys.
Ford fired a $200,000-a-year employee over a $1.95 cookie he paid for.
Kurt Kromm, 11 years at the Kentucky Truck Plant, felt his blood sugar drop at 3:30 a.m. He's diabetic. The kiosk flashed red on his card, so he paid at the second machine, ate the cookie, went back to building trucks.
A week later security walked him out. Wouldn't even let him take his tools.
Then he pulled up his bank statement. The $1.95 charge was sitting right there. Ford checked with the kiosk company, confirmed he paid, cut him $28,000 in back pay, and begged him to come back.
He said no. Took a job closer to home with a raise.
So the final scorecard: Ford spent $28,000, lost an 11-year veteran, and took a national PR beating to recover a cookie that was never stolen. The cookie cost $1.95. Firing the guy who bought it cost 14,000 cookies.
Casey Scoffield retweeted
Apple wants you to think you need to pay for iCloud storage every month.
You don't.
iOS defaults secretly hoard gigabytes of junk data until your phone fills up.
Here are 5 settings to stop the drain:
Well then you'll be proud to know, my softy friend that there are ticks out there that will solve your meat phobia problems.
🚨James Talarico Just Declared War on Texas BBQ🚨
“I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign. We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses.”
Bro… you do know you’re in TEXAS, right?
The state that runs on brisket, ribs, smoked sausage, and Friday night steak dinners.
You didn’t just go vegan.
You went full California in the BBQ capital of the world.
Texans don’t send anti-meat activists to the Senate.
This race is over.
#TXSen #VeganInTexas #TalaricoLost #KeepTexasTexas #BrisketOverBiden
Man this is really sad. And I'm not throwing shade at anybody. I'm just saying, it could happen to anybody at any time. Don't think you're immune.
The big creepypasta and horror narrators that, for some reason, haven't been demonetized yet sure are awfully quiet about the livelihoods of dozens of their colleagues being summarily destroyed by YouTube these past two months. Meanwhile, the small to medium-sized channels that YouTube targeted are still banding together, and some are attempting to sue YouTube, and we're reaching out to see if we can join together: youtube.com/watch?v=yrDUrttm…



















