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New Orleans, LA
Joined June 2019
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My costume requires a jumpsuit & the first one I ordered wouldn’t go past my thigh so I panic ordered a different one & didn’t realize it’s a freaky frog one til I got it & a g-string fell out then I saw it has a butt zipper 😭 def gotta wear shorts just in case somebody try me
The permanent person for the role I was temporarily handling told the client he’s been looking at my work and he doesn’t think he’ll be half as good as I was…sir, please keep that to yourself 😭
I’m watching the new season of The Terminal List & they said the next terrorist attack was gone be in Odessa & my ass was thinking Texas & was like why tf would it be there then I saw “Odessa, Ukraine” and said “OHHHH” lmao
I always feel like it’s my moral duty to yell to people poking on the parking payment machines on Sundays that it’s free that day
