I am an orthopedic surgeon. I wear pajamas to work almost every day. I like cats.
Joined August 2011
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Someone give this man a book deal. I want to read every word he ever writes.
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Overheard in the OR:
“Surgeons are like dragons: they’re wise, they like to hoard things, & I’m pretty sure some of them breathe fire”
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[Orthopod]: There's a fracture, I need to fix it
[Radiologist]: There's a fracture, I need to find it
[20 something year old on a Saturday night]: There's a fracture, I need to make it
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[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here
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I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered.
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And so, ultimately, the Jeopardy host search failed because the questions came after the answer.
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I showed a resident how to diagnose a pneumothoraces
She asked 'don't you mean a pneumothorax?'
I replied 'it's pleural'
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My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon.
I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space.
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standards of self care drop exponentially as the hours of a night shift go on.
midnight: a leftover donut in the break room is suddenly fresh as hell
2 AM: plain slice of bread? might as well be beef Wellington
4 AM: expired package of saltine crackers? *chefs kiss*
