@CaughtOffGuard1

Like your father... Catching your mother... With your neighbours wife... We are Caught Off Guard! Party Punk-Ska Music for everyone's enjoyment, check us out!

 Canada
caughtoffguardmusic.com/
Joined June 2011
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Rafi's cock is so big he has to eat like a body builder for two days before getting a boner.
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Rafi's cock is so big it has to be equipped with a legal minimum number of life boats.
Sarconist; when you mean what you say but you say it sarcasticly.
Rafi's cock is so big if he's gonna wipe it out in public he needs a boat show permit.
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Rafi's cock is so big South Park won't make fun of it.
Caught off guard is only playing in calgary once each month. Focusing more on out-of-town shows and writing the next album.
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I think Alastair just got us kicked out of mcdonalds. good times.
I think the venue night have closed with our gear inside while we got wasted across the road singing karaoke and eating wings.
Rafi's cock is so big it's not his fault those kids thought he was a slip and slide.
Alastair's going to be playing an acoustic set tomorrow night at vern's for Guitars Guts and Glory.
Rafi's cock is so big leprcons are always trying to find one end or the other to leave their pot of gold.
If the early bird gets the worm then the best advice for worms is to sleep late.
Rafi's cock is so big it can admit when it's wrong.
Rafi's cock is so big it gets sponsorship offers for instruments it doesn't even play.
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Rafi's cock is so big his semen runs so many marathons they should have cured cancer by now.
Man, i hate the next generation. They clearly have no idea what hats, belts, or shoe laces were actually invented for.
There is no better way of saying "I should have been aborted" this mother's day than a heart shaped pizza from pizza 73
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Saturday we're playing the Den, we're up at seven so be prompt.
The Caught Keith Morrisoff Guardson Band.
Most sharks have six pups, but the sand tiger shark has 2 larger pups. Why? Because the pups consume smaller ones in the womb. #sharkweek
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