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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman

@CavemanSenator

he/they. if they sleepin on you, tuck em in 🇵🇸 it’s pretty obvious that I’m not actually john fetterman.

 Nashville-ish, TN
Joined May 2014
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Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off The stingray that makes you take your pants off:
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Not For Your Amusement Park😬
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Nanny can I be ChudTheBuilder for Halloween
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ok but its really fucking good though
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Who in their cracker ass mind thought of some bullshit like this
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@anthraxp1mp8h
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Bruh did you really just say you only wiped twice
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dude
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@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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Hey @elonmusk I’m ready to be a mom. How do I get recruited to be one of your baby mamas!!?
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Don’t even joke about Frank’s Red Hot sauce bro
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My nasty funky ass needs a McRib so bad rn
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Rockin around the diddy tree just kidding
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yall ain’t ready for the real legit John Fetterman’s halloween costume
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frick@gofrickurselfOct 27
Tying a rubber band around my nuts to make em fall off like a wart
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should’ve been uncle pussy, I can’t lie
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.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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5⭐️chickenfanacc@aanalonelyfansOct 27
Bush so thick my piss is literally filtered potable water
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 27
I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman
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It’s getting quite ridiculous now
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Supergluing a gopher to my forehead
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beetleplexx@beetleplex43177Oct 26
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ok so i definitely made a drunk purchase because i just got this in the mail today, and i genuinely don’t remember buying this shirt but holy shit it’s gold
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Nashville Hot Prolapse
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Cutting up a poop with a mandoline slicer
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