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A short history of CELL to commemorate the 20th anniversary of CELL Press acquisition by Elsevier! "Commercial Exploitation of Laboratory Labor" was first published in 1976. The name was shortened to its acronym CELL in 1988, after which it was purchased by Elsevier in 1999.
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📢Bored with science? Tired of getting desk rejections? Do you want to be the one doling out desk rejections? If answers are yes, yes, & yes. Cell Metabolism is hiring! Full-time editor wanted in our THREE China offices. Please reach around! relx.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/e… RT
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📢Bored with science? Tired of getting desk rejections? Do you want to be the one doling out desk rejections? If answers are yes, yes, & yes. Cell Metabolism is hiring! Full-time editor wanted in our THREE China offices. Please reach around! relx.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/e… RT
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The Yale MMPC (Mouse Metabolic Phenotyping Center)–Live is recruiting external advisors from historically marginalized backgrounds – please see the flyer and consider joining us!
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As more researchers bale on science to become professional editors the question arises how many professional editors do we really need? Many argue they are not needed at all. science.org/content/article/…
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We apologize if our staggeringly high publication costs place a hardship on laboratories.
There would be a lot more money for Grad students if journals didn't charge ridiculous publication fees and have massive paywalls. $12k for open access!
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Wow it is possible for Everton to win the Merseyside derby without COVID. Nice timing for it too.
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Professor Drucker spends hours thinking about the backdrop for each virtual appearance. In the end he always goes with "door in white."
The latest Ground Truths Podcast @EricTopol The GLP-1 story, from #insulin to #weightloss #obesity #heartdisease #kidney disease #Parkinsons #Alzheimers with a dash of GIP, some glucagon, a bit of neuroscience #inflammation and a look to the future youtube.com/watch?v=80ufzcjZ…
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Make a good paper a Cell paper with our CELL TITLE Transformer: Actual title: Bacterial histidine kinase CpxA is a dimer of extracytoplasmic Per-ARNT-Sim domains CELL TITLE: An integrated multi-omics analysis reveals lactate involved in global regulation
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After careful consideration, we have agreed to allow @VCHResearch to appoint @JimJohnsonSci as Associate Director of Fundamental Research and Preclinical Models.
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Dr. James Johnson as Associate Director, Fundamental Research & Preclinical Models at VCHRI. Learn more about his role in advancing fundamental research & expediting scientific breakthroughs: vchri.ca/announcement/2024/0… @JimJohnsonSci
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Replying to @thepathphd
Ha, you’ll soon be totally swamped. Tweeting it could be good because they always ask for suggestions when you decline and I never fill that because I think everyone is too busy.
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Setback in Cassava's quest for more effective Alzheimer's drug. Cassava argues its "exploratory research" does not need to be compliant with FDA’s Good Laboratory Practices.
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We are proud to announce that our Associate Editor Stuhl Sofner, PhD is amongst the 2024 STATUS List of Leaders for his image manipulation software, CellStealth™. Well deserved Stuhl. 2024 statnews.com/status-list/202…
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Prominent scientist quits Academy for Health & Lifespan Research after realizing "the behavior by Academy President @davidasinclair is personally and professionally unacceptable." Sinclair-apologists say his behavior is just as unacceptable now as it was before. @ahlresearch
After careful consideration, I have renounced my membership in the Academy for Health and Lifespan Research (@ahlresearch). I find it deeply distressing that we’ve gotten to a point where dishonesty in science is normalized to an extent that nobody is shocked when a tenured @Harvard professor falsely proclaims in a press release that a product he is selling to pet owners has “reversed aging in dogs”. To me, this is the textbook definition of snake oil salesman. Perhaps I’m being naïve in expecting that scientists should be held to a higher standard. I went into a career in scientific research as an idealistic young man who wanted to make discoveries to improve the world and help people. That idealism still fuels me today, although much has been lost along the way and replaced by realism, which I strive to keep from becoming cynicism. I do believe we can and should demand, at a minimum, honesty and integrity from our scientific leaders. I have renounced my membership in the Academy due to ongoing behavior by Academy President Dr. David Sinclair that I find both personally and professionally unacceptable. While I can’t control how others will behave, I choose not to associate with individuals or organizations that do not align with my core values.
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Prominent scientist quits Academy for Health & Lifespan Research after realizing "the behavior by Academy President @davidasinclair is personally and professionally unacceptable." Sinclair-apologists say his behavior is just as unacceptable now as it was before. @ahlresearch
After careful consideration, I have renounced my membership in the Academy for Health and Lifespan Research (@ahlresearch). I find it deeply distressing that we’ve gotten to a point where dishonesty in science is normalized to an extent that nobody is shocked when a tenured @Harvard professor falsely proclaims in a press release that a product he is selling to pet owners has “reversed aging in dogs”. To me, this is the textbook definition of snake oil salesman. Perhaps I’m being naïve in expecting that scientists should be held to a higher standard. I went into a career in scientific research as an idealistic young man who wanted to make discoveries to improve the world and help people. That idealism still fuels me today, although much has been lost along the way and replaced by realism, which I strive to keep from becoming cynicism. I do believe we can and should demand, at a minimum, honesty and integrity from our scientific leaders. I have renounced my membership in the Academy due to ongoing behavior by Academy President Dr. David Sinclair that I find both personally and professionally unacceptable. While I can’t control how others will behave, I choose not to associate with individuals or organizations that do not align with my core values.
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Scientists alarmed by graph showing the probability of death is higher in the aged.
This is not theoretical. This is happening RIGHT NOW. It’s time to get to work on aging. It’s an emergency.
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Rest assured that conclusions were not affected in any of the 21 papers in question.
Harvard “Neuroscientist Accused of Research Misconduct.” thecrimson.com/article/2024/…
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Cell Onion asks... What does it tell you about a scientist when their Wikipedia page is listed as "Advertisement"?
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Breaking - Professor Didier's barber has also been charged with ethics violations.
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