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"I'm sorry I'm cheap" hits differently ...
The groom having a homemade "butt stuff" coupon tucked inside his tuxedo breast pocket on his wedding day is absolute peak comedy.
Shane Gillis crashing his ex's wedding just to cash in an unredeemed Valentine's Day coupon for an "open-eyes handjob" already had me dying, especially when he defended it like a legally binding promissory note. Watching the entire wedding party, from the groom down to the pastor, pull out their own unfulfilled coupons and immediately turn on the bride was pure gold.
If you're going to be too cheap to buy real gifts, you better at least put an expiration date on those homemade coupons before they come back to haunt you at the altar.
That "hahe, love that confidence" was genius
SNL really put people on a game show and made them explain why they liked an Instagram photo… and every man eventually confessed he was hoping to sleep with the woman. 😭
Jake Gyllenhaal’s character even has a girlfriend sitting right there while he explains his entire five-step plan for turning a double tap into sex. Chris Redd tries “culture” as an excuse for liking Megan Thee Stallion’s art, and the buzzer basically says, “be serious.”
the most painful part is that nobody’s shocked by the answers. we all know the game. we just don’t want our own search history called as a witness.
Was this really the first one?
I always wanted to know how it began
The funniest part of the SNL joke swap isn't always the joke. It's watching someone realize, in front of a live audience, that their friend has put them in a position they would never have chosen for themselves.
Trust hits differently when the person who knows you best also knows exactly how to embarrass you.
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Is this the most insane coincidence ever?
Was he just lucky or it was divine intervention!
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34 years ago today, X-Men: The Animated Series premiered on Fox Kids and immediately became a '90s classic. Still one of the greatest superhero cartoons ever made.
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That time Eddie Guerrero tried to cheat to win a match, but Rey Mysterio outcheated him 😂
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One of the quirks of the 'Beyond' mythos is that Terry was already known as an angry kid who could kick serious ass *before* he became Batman.
So when his equivalent to Flash Thompson doesn't play nice, he can just look at him and Nash will fuck off.






















