Dr. Megan, Ph.D. Current hobbies include critiquing BB’s throwing arm and otherwise being confused about this offense. #AuburnFootball makes me drink.

Joined September 2018
YOU BOWL FACE LIAR KARMA JUST CAME FULL CIRCLE.
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Cope tweet: we lose this and we all bling Golesh for benching Atkins. Just prepping for the inevitable.
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I don’t know what is going on so I’m going to keep drinking my wine…
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The fact that JG said this out loud is all the justification for someone getting fired on the offensive said this off season.
Auburn OC Joel Gordon says part of QB Byrum Brown's turnovers could stem from adjusting to the SEC and Power Four: "I think what has to happen is you have to see: 'I'm learning from my mistakes.' Things are moving quicker in this league. "... But it's fixable."
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I feel like Golesh needs someone to show him clips of our trigger words…because a lot of them were said postgame.
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I took a good nap. Perfect timing.
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Guys just take a knee until we can justify McPherson kicking
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I want swag surfing permanently retired until the children have proven they have the right to have fun again. Newsflash: that’s a minimum 20 point lead.
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Feel like I’m going to have to notate this football game in my “symptoms” section of this damn Holter monitor. Like just be glad it’s Vanderbilt and we are currently between garbage and middling… otherwise it would look a hella lot worse.
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Guys. I just realized we’ve been saved. HUGH FREEZE CANT LOSE TO DIEGO PAVIA TOMORROW.
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… the hotel has lost access to espn so I guess I’m saved?
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I <3 @RiotFest Deluxe or higher. It’s nothing but us olds.
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Insanity is watching this offensive and trying to figure out Byrum Brown has the stats he has in his career. But at least I’m not asking for Hugh to take off the Golesh mask again.
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I think it’s time for Hugh to take off the Golesh mask. This ain’t fooling anyone Hugh!
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The only reason a second Greenland movie got made is we were a captive audience in Spring 2020.
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Karl Urban is middle age woman bait for former emo kids. @NathanFillion is middle age woman bait for everyone else.
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Anyone who would question my memory just needs to know I remembered the actor who played Percy was shot in the stomach… And that was while watching an episode of the rookie he was in today.
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At the Lumineers show in Birmingham — and it’s like a Free People threw up in the building… and the one guy wearing an All Time Low shirt behind me. #itwassomethingtodo #ilikelivemusic
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I may be one of very few people on the planet who watches one clip of the new scrubs and is like “and in The Belko Experiment”… @JamesGunn that will be your lasting gem.
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