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In case you didn't watch football⚽️ today:
>🏴Arsenal got knocked out of the Carabao Cup by Fleetwood fookin Town (18th in the 4th tier of English football)
>🇨🇳China suspended coverage of La Liga after Mbappe joked about his dictator meme joking about Mao Zedong
>🏴Arsenal became the 1st reigning Premier League champion to lose to a 4th tier side in the League Cup
>🇫🇷PSG's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia had successful ACL surgery
>🏴The Arsenal-Fleetwood match was stopped for 8 mins in the 2nd minute because a drone was flying over the stadium
>🇪🇸Kylian Mbappe got dropped by 3 Chinese sponsors after joking about a meme of his face on Chairman Mao
-Mbappe & La Liga's president both put out apologies to China
>🇬🇧The UK Prime Minister's office refused to rule out knighting (Sir) Harry Kane after his Ballon d'Or win
>🇪🇸Raphinha liked an IG reel saying: "They gave the Ballon D'Or to Kane but Raphinha was 5th last season despite having a similar case"
>🇪🇸Lamine Yamal posted "IT WILL COME, good things take time" after finishing 3rd in the Ballon d'Or
>🇮🇹Como came back from 1-0 down to beat Torino 3-1 with goals on 81', 87' & 92'
-Nico Paz had a goal & an assist AGAIN & Como went up to 4th
>🇮🇹Roma beat Cagliari 4-2 & went 3rd, 1 pt above Como
>🇮🇹Lazio beat Sassuolo 6-2 & missed 2 pens to stay top of Serie A
-They're 8W 1D in 9 games despite fans boycotting home games against the owner
>🇩🇪DFB-Pokal results:
-Dortmund 3-2 Werder Bremen
-Köln 5-0 Union Berlin
-Eintracht Frankfurt won 3-1 at Hamburg
-Bochum 2-0 Mainz
>🏴Michael Carrick took training & will stay Man Utd manager for Saturday's game vs Chelsea
>🏴Wayne Rooney's 16 y/o son Kai scored 4 goals in Man Utd U18s' 6-0 win vs Burnley
>🏴Xabi Alonso said João Pedro will be out "a few weeks" with a thigh injury
-Chelsea scored 0 goals in the 2 PL games he missed this season
>🇪🇸Espanyol sacked manager after losing 4-3 to 4th tier Sestao River in the Copa del Rey on a 121st minute winner
>🇩🇪Bayern staff gave Kane a guard of honour on his first day back at training
>🇫🇷Ligue 1 moved 3 of Saturday's games because of the protests across France
>🇪🇺UEFA banned Lens fans from their UCL away games at Leipzig & Liverpool for throwing flares at Brugge
>Let me know what I missed
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