Stand-up comic, weight guesser and comedy banger outer. The World's Smallest Minority. The point at which theoretical physics and comedy meet.
Joined March 2009
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Charlie Currie (Correct Politically) retweeted
“NEVER COME TO THE U.S. AGAIN!”
A Border Patrol agent screams at a motorist with a Canadian flag on his car.
What a disgrace. A uniform doesn’t give you ownership of this country or permission to bully its visitors.
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That's rich for an insurrectionist.
@MeidasTouch
Tonight, I'm having a "Do you know what an incumbent is?" Party.
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I should've known better with a girl like uoi.
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The opening riff is so catchy...then Ringo comes in with a very unique beat...music today sucks.
But more importantly, she said so. Took it back, but said so.
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Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
I don't long for the long, but I can control the shit out of the button on a fur coat blues.
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One of only two songs that I ever sang on.
The world is a better place for me stopping right there.
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To be honest, your hand is not at the top of my list.
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Then I saw her face...
Now I'm on the last train to Clarksville and controlling and obsessive.
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They had some real effect on real life....who knew?
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Stop the presses.
Belleville be droppin' the cheese.
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