Sent my film to get developed for my thesis and called the place for an ETA because it's due end of the semester. They said chemicals are out but there's a shipment this week. Said they put my film at the front of the line and that they're all pushing for me. This is like a movie
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I open an email and get such a high. Been getting emails for many years now and I’m always excited to get one. Even the spam ones! We are so lucky to have emails.
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Saying something has Ghost Peppers in it used to mean something. You’d be scared of trying a bite. I just had “Ghost Pepper” chicken sandwich from @Popeyes and It wasn’t spicy at all!
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10 o clock in the morning on a Tuesday and a lady just walked into the hardware store I work at double fisting beers
Being shown Ferris Bueller’s Day Off so young was detrimental to my education I learned how to act fake sick way too early.
I was interviewing with a dog kennel and they asked what my favorite type of dog was and I froze up and said “big and red ones”.
At the airport and just saw a guy go from reading the Wikipedia page for Genghis Khan to looking at nudes on Twitter
Just heard two people discussing how Will Ferrell is a better actor than Robin Williams and the movie they referenced to back it up was “Barbie”. It’s never been more over than it is now.













