Gigi bear 🐻
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined April 2011
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Your toddler will literally terrorise you all day and then walk up to you climb on your knee and give you a hug and everything is forgotten…ready to do it all again the next day 😂
My husband FaceTiming me from the toy shop asking to help him pick out a dolly for Ginny is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve ever experienced 🥲😭😭
Charlotte Jane retweeted
You're scared to spend 2 years learning a new skill at 28, because by the time you're done, you'll be 30.
Whether you learn the skill or not you'll still be 30 in two years.
Time is valuable.
Charlotte Jane retweeted
This is real 💔. No matter how strong she has been all her life. Truly heartbreaking.
Hearing my husband getting absolutely trolled by my daughter when he’s trying to put her to sleep and she’s just laughing and squealing her head off is absolutely comical 😂😂😂
Lol at me when I was pregnant like yep as soon as I give birth I’ll be hitting the gym every night, forgot about the seven thousand other things there is to do once the baby goes to bed..six months later I’m yet to break a sweat 😂
The absolute worst kind of people are the people on Facebook Marketplace I can’t even cope. Advertise a brand new Ninja Airfryer for 250 AED (£50) and someone had the brass neck to offer me 30 AED (£4) absolutely not mate I’d rather throw it in the Marina.
The bank: ‘you’ve got bad credit, you need to build up your credit rating’
Me: can I have a credit card?
The bank: no
Me: ...ok
It’s so crazy how life works out. A few years ago I received a bonus from work for completing three years service. I’m not one for designer things and would usually spend my money on holidays but this time I decided to treat myself to something designer...
It took me so long to decide what to buy, and I eventually settled on a Gucci purse, I justified it to myself by saying ‘if I ever have a daughter, I can gift it to her one day’ I even swapped a flight to Milan so I could get a Gucci from Italy (plus a tax refund 😉)
I felt so out of place in the Gucci shop but I finally bought the purse.A few months later I fell pregnant with my daughter. She was always going to be called Genevieve or Carys but when she was born she didn’t look like either of them and was nameless the first day of her life
You can give your baby all the brightly coloured lovely child friendly toys in the world...but their favourite thing to play with still gunna be your damn breast pump 😅🤷♀️
How anyone has the brass neck to message a company for free things when they’re more than capable of paying for it themselves is beyond me. Influencers receiving free things when there were kids in the UK being given half a pepper for a weeks worth of school dinners 🥴🤮 GROSS.
