Some additional info about me: I used to write for HDCA!!! My fursona is a mouse 0: I’m a prolific commissioner c: I be a Scorpio ♏️ Oh and I’m a Christian!!!

If only bro if only

I guess I’ll give the game away, the Illuminate we have faced thus far is a section of the warrior caste from the broader empire, we’ve essentially been fighting a squid PMC

If you were around during the May into June 2026 incident I’d like to formally apologize for having a fit of psychosis; I just could not fathom another purple cape

I’m the Michael Kirkbride of Helldivers as a setting

Despite spawning from tadpoles, illuminate overseers possess mammalian reproductive systems - specifically two of them

The most intense two-step of my fucking life and it’s to Rock Lobster

Choepessa IV is notable historically as it’s where the Federation of Super Earth began open conflict with the Cyborg Collective, a whole 156 minutes before the alleged attack on Super Earth that was used to justify the war This led to the capture of the collective’s western half

A plot line people don’t pay a lot of attention to in Helldivers is there’s a cult dedicated to the illuminate and a faction of cyborg sympathizers embedded in the Super Earth Government

Here is a video of the new Illuminate units the Scrier, Interloper, and Magus Apprentice coming in the November Update for Helldivers 2.

Hidden Illuminate Lore mined during my tenure at HDCA, documented on the .gg wiki but nowhere else 0:

I do think you should be able to purchase the pre-order armors and the TR-40 for super credits like you can the Chinese New Year armor. I only say this because the pre-order armor was issued to Xbox Players and cheese diving is a universal human right akin to healthcare and 380

Helldivers 2 when you just go wherever you want and you don’t even try to fulfill the Major Order

The Illuminate are waging the holy war to restore the 2 hour work week

Squ’ith skin is iridescent and the Squ’ith version of race involves reds, purples, blues, but also on occasion stripes kinda like a watermelon

Illuminate courtship rituals prior to the first galactic war involved elaborate shows of intellect, it wasn’t uncommon for Squ’ith to basically ask eachother out via solving a puzzle cube

Illuminate overseer yumeshipping

Here comes a stingray There goes a manta ray In walks a jellyfish There goes a dogfish

For some reason the developers of Portal: Prelude decided to put Believe by The Chemical Brothers in as the final boss OST and this would eventually lead me to being a machine girl fan who trips off DXM and has they/them pronouns

If only there was a way to make an hour feel like 9

In the immortal words of Fergie