@ChatGPetey

Just another plugged in, left of centre, over sharing, Peter Pan syndrome, thirtysomething homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈📺 🍿 🎶 🥘 👄 ⚽️ 🏋️

 United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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Vue cancelled every IMAX screening of Street Fighter from this weekend. Just got my cancellation. Must have dropped off a cliff after first weekend 😬
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Out of Street Fighter. Some cute touches but tonally juvenile, M Bison was miscast, and they had no right making me so horny for Dhalsim. #StreetFighter
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Less than six weeks until Man Utd come to St James’ and I wouldn’t be shocked to see Eddie in the dugout. #nufc
Graeme Bailey
@GraemeBailey20h
Manchester United sources expect Michael Carrick to be dismissed as manager, @TEAMtalk has been told, with Eddie Howe emerging as the leading contender to replace him at Old Trafford. teamtalk.com/manchester-unit…

Wilcox locks onto Eddie Howe after telling Man Utd owners Michael Carrick is DONE

Manchester United sources expect Michael Carrick to be dismissed as manager, TEAMtalk has been told, with Eddie Howe emerging as the leading contender to replace him at Old Trafford.

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And to think I thought this was an awful panic signing having seen him have a stinker at St James’ for Benfica in champions league 🤡 #nufc
Magpie 24/7
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4 assists already! 2 clean sheets and already one of the best players in the starting lineup! A brilliant start to life at Newcastle United for Amar Dedic 🇧🇦 #NUFC
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Having missed the Liverpool, Spurs, and Hull (first half) matches I’ve been starved of a good Jaissle performance. Lots of work to do but this was absolutely necessary. Palace and now Everton at best time. Another capital success after at Fulham and looking much better #nufc
Newcastle United
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THREE POINTS AT PALACE 💪
Full-time: Crystal Palace 0 Newcastle United 2.

ALT Full-time: Crystal Palace 0 Newcastle United 2.

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Difference in CB and pull back from gung ho verticality helped. But this Palace side out of form and fresh out of Turkey midweek is only a platform to kick on. Nothing proven yet #nufc
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Im just a 5 thirsting after anything 7+
こころ
@kokoro_galleryOct 23
男性の体毛、何番までならアリ？
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Rare proud moment for the UK.
Sulla
@spqr_sullaOct 24
Your based and redpilled youth, sir
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Why is she in a long coat and him in nowt but shorts? I could never.
Ukviewtime
@UKViewTimeOct 24
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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Billie Eilish headline set was one of the worst things I’ve seen on the Pyramid Stage. Drag and drop from her tour with no context of where she was.
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 25
Glastonbury turns its back on music veterans as Harry Styles, Billie Eilish and Sam Fender are set to headline trib.al/sCoPDHv

Glasto turns it back on music veterans with headliners all under 30

The Mail on Sunday can reveal Glastonbury has managed to lure American pop sensation Billie Eilish - aged just 24 - to play, meaning the three headline acts have an average age of under 30

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Well that was kinda cute #JESC2026
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What a mess already less than 20mins in #JESC2026
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Of course she’s a Scorpio sister. This makes complete sense.
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 24
Happy 29th birthday to the talented RAYE.
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.#CelebrityTraitors threatened to have a mildly entertaining round table for once. Then decided to keep good faithfuls and give another boring consensus vote. 🥱
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This Biscoff guy is getting a right reputation, is there anyone he hasn’t been inside?
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Couldn’t take Josh O Connor seriously as Bond I’m sorry. Amazons baby bond is gonna be hard enough.
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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I really expected and hoped they would kill it at 13. 🥱
Deadline
@DEADLINEOct 20
'American Horror Story' Renewed For Season 14 At FX deadline.com/2026/10/america…

'American Horror Story' Renewed For Season 14 At FX

There is more American Horror Story in our future. FX has renewed Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk's anthology series for a 14th season.

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Imagine a life where we just listened to FACTS Immigration down Inflation down Unemployment down You would be happy wouldn’t you? So what’s making you not happy? The right wing trolls on here? GB News? The Daily Mail? Maybe it’s time some people decided if they’d prefer to listen to right wing propaganda or maybe just listen to facts?
Sky News
@SkyNewsOct 20
BREAKING: The Office for National Statistics has announced that the rate of UK unemployment has fallen to 4.7% 📉
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Antonio Banderas is such a ride and I only truly acknowledged it this year watching Tony. Yes chef indeed.
Deadline
@DEADLINEOct 16
Antonio Banderas Joins Nicolas Cage In ‘True Detective’ Season 5 deadline.com/2026/10/antonio…

Antonio Banderas Joins Nicolas Cage In ‘True Detective’ Season 5

Production is set to start in 2027 for the show, which is being led by showrunner Issa López, who oversaw season four Night Country.

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Every time I’ve watched us play live this vertical football has looked like something lower league. Only came alive playing against ten behind the ball. #nufc
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