A PhD student at @MonashMaths studying Mathematical Biology. Student representative @ANZIAMnews for 2022-2023 @anziam2023

Melbourne
Joined October 2014
Had an exceptional week in sunny Toledo at @ecmtb2024, engaging in numerous #Mathbio discussions with exciting follow-ups ahead. Congratulations the organizers from @uclm and @esmtb for an outstanding scientific and social program.
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I visited my doctor today, he told me my sugar was too high. So when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf.
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My husband had terrible headaches whenever I cooked with wheat, barley or rice. He was really suffering from my grains.
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3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
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What will Tesla name their electric lawnmower? E-Lawn
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Me: And this is my house Friend: What's upstairs? Me: Stairs don't talk.
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What do you call a tiny mother? A minimum.
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One of my top achievements in 2019! It is remarkable how working with creative collaborators can take you to unexpected places! @JenniferFlegg @mark_flegg @PhilipMaini @HarrietHopfMD @McelwainSean @helenmbyrne1 sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
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What word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it? Envelope.
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Best non-student presentation at #ANZIAM2023 (as voted by the students): Dr Adrianne Jenner, QUT Honourable mentions to: Robyn Araujo, QUT, Matthew Holden, UQ
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Congratulations to the medal winners announced at #ANZIAM2023: ANZIAM Medal, Em Prof Tony Roberts, Adelaide University EO Tuck Medal (mid-career), Assoc Prof Luke Bennetts, Adelaide University JH Michell Medal (early-career), Dr Chris Lustri, Macquarie University
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
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Why can’t skeletons play church music? They don’t have any organs.
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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Most awesome table at #anziam2023, or perhaps the entire history of @ANZIAMnews @Chathranee @karinaariasc1 @5loodSaleem @MD_Akinlotan
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To all participants of @anziam2023!Join us tomorrow (6th February) at 6:30 p.m.  at @PierBarCairns for a fun-filled evening. Snacks will be provided. You can also buy drinks at the bar.  Cheers!  See you there!  @anziam2023 @ANZIAMnews
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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long? A πthon.
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