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Makes art. Music maker @apyxieworm. Makes the tea at @childsdesign. Too many hats to mention at @artisanFT. Grows things. https://teapawt.org/t.co/xSCc4TUgsT

Letchworth Garden City, UK
Joined August 2009
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• Feeding it your existential dread • Bribing it with leftover pizza • Hosting tiny disco parties inside • Asking it to file your taxes • Using it as a time machine to ancient Rome • Teaching it to “sit” and “roll over. • Cooking soup upside-down on a bookshelf
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Good grief. Now I understand other brands doing this for 'perceived value' tricks, but Lidl?
10% dessert 90% packaging. @LidlGB where's the rest of it?
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Good. Too many people speed. I saw one of those speed indicators signs flash 60 in a 30 zone when a car zoomed past. And someone's been killed on a pedestrian crossing on my road.
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I'm glad they cost more. It'll stop me being tempted to buy them and then be disappointed.... again. They taste like cack as do Roses, Celebrations, Heroes etc.
Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.
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No test #emergencyalert on my phone. Husband got his. Clearly, the government thinks he’s worth saving and I’m just here to make the sandwiches.
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Finally doing something teenage me always dreamed of: going to see @numanofficial live for the first time this November. Been a fan since I first saw him on Top of the Pops with Tubeway Army. If his Glastonbury set I watched on TV is anything to go by, it’s going to be brilliant!
Tickets for my Telekon 45th Anniversary tour go on general sale today. Hope to see you there. lnk.to/GN25
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Ooh, now may glasses won't press on my nose. Okay… but now I have an annoying, hair-tangling band going around the back of my head.
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Imagine snuggling up to a 15th-century aristocrat’s dog for warmth... warm, yes, but also snoring like a drunk uncle and smelling faintly of pond.
In the 15th century, European aristocrats bred Löwchen dogs to be their living hot water bottles. (📸: Canarian)
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Thought I was watching the follow-up to The Curse (also gold heist, also lodged somewhere in my brain like a forgotten biscuit). Turns out it's The Gold. Different show. Same theme. Still hooked. Probably should’ve watched series one… but here we are.
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Each time I stay at @DeepdaleCamping I never miss the chance to have one of these pizzas. Bloody delicious!
Friday - The Wood Fired Food Co. Pizzas - Street Food More info: deepdalecamping.co.uk/events… #lovenorthnorfolk #lovewestnorfolk
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Looks like there’s going to be a rail replacement bus service today.
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I think it might have been done already, although not intentionally by @apyxieworm 😉 Would love to work with Brian Eno, but who doesn't?
The Edge Says U2 Is working on new “Sci-Fi Irish Folk Music” with Brian Eno consequence.net/2024/11/the-…
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Cheeky Spouse retweeted
Joni Mitchell, singer-songwriter, musician, poet, painter, genius #WomensArt
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Out on my walk today have just wound up metres and metres of sewing thread found strewn along hedges and pavements of Letchworth. This could get caught in birds' feet, injure pets etc. It's probably polyester (plastic) too… @NorthHertsDC @Natures_Voice @RSPCA_official
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Absolutely love the TV series The Change written by and starring @BridgetChristie. It’s so relatable. I’ll miss it when it ends.
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Just received email from @NorthHertsDC about their "'Bee' part of it!" initiative. A bee friendly corridor is an excellent idea and I'm so pleased they are finally getting the right idea for what Letchworth Garden City needs. More wildflowers please! north-herts.gov.uk/bee-part-…
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If you've seen the garden in Letchworth full of poppies and oxeye daisies hopefully that's an inspiration for others to follow.
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I'd like to see lots of lavender throughout Letchworth too. Need to encourage every resident with a garden to get involved. No more boring lawns and massive paved over areas please. Gravel over soil (if you don't like mowing) is good as you can plant it and it drains away well.
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