I’m not a player I just crush a lot
The Motor City
Joined August 2015
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I’m not crying, your crying #saverestaurants
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Does anyone still play Pokémon Go? Asking for a friend, and that friend is a 4.5year old who is recently obsessed with all things Pokémon
It doesn’t matter how old you are: if you’re in a meeting and pull out a tampon instead of a pen you’re still going to melt into the floor of embarrassment
Four is a wild age: one minute they’re in a full blown meltdown because the peanut butter and jelly are on the wrong side of the bread - the next you’re having a conversation about ethics and why you can put down a pet that is terminal, but not a person
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As Gilead charges $3,120 for its COVID drug, remdesivir, remember that the drug was developed with a $70,000,000 grant from the federal government paid for by American taxpayers.
Once again, Big Pharma is set to profit on the people's dime.
Laced up my running shoes yesterday for the first time in weeks. Did it again today. My head feels clear for the first time in two weeks - get your exercise in folks
In 4th grade we had a state fair project that culminated in every 4th grader making a visual representation of their state. I had a friend who made a lighthouse for Maine, a working slot machine for Nevada
I made a topical map. Of Kansas.
Haven’t left my house except to grocery shop in 10 weeks and some I have lost two pairs of sunglasses and two water bottles. How?!
Amy retweeted
If you are a minority or woman owned, or any company that believes you are eligible for a PPP loan, but have not been approved, please post an overview of your status here and I will do my best to connect you to a bank. There is still more than $100B left. Let's get that money – at Dallas, TX
“There’s no time like the present” - I whisper to myself as I begin pulling off wallpaper at 9:53pm on a Sunday
