re-unsemi-retired magic almost-professional ❤️➡️ @oglethebogle AD/Personal Account: @TefTimeRavisher🔞

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Chef Cliffy retweeted
🎉NRG x Magic Online Giveaway!🎉 Repost this post to enter for a chance to win a Free Entry into the NRG x @MagicOnline $5k Sealed Showdown on Oct 18th! How to enter: Leave a comment, repost this post, and fill out this quick form. No purchase necessary. forms.gle/HMFHXz9FesAswmpL6 🏆Two winners will be selected from participants and announced on Friday at 5:30pm CT. Rules: 1. One entry per person. Entrants using multiple X accounts to enter will be ineligible. Who is eligible: -Residents ages 18+ of the US, Canada, and Europe. Event details and registration at tr.ee/NRGxMTGO-Oct #MTG #Magiconline #MTGO #NRG #NRGxMTGO #NRGSeries #magicthegathering
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
🎉NRG x Magic Online Giveaway!🎉 Repost this post to enter for a chance to win a Free Entry into the NRG x @MagicOnline $5k Sealed Showdown on Aug 16th! How to enter: Leave a comment, repost this post, and fill out this quick form. No purchase necessary. forms.gle/ZsifQPLvmZc3tEZG6 🏆Two winners will be selected from participants and announced on Weds at 5:30pm CT. Rules: 1. One entry per person. Entrants using multiple X accounts to enter will be ineligible. 2. If you are already enrolled in the Aug 16th event you may opt for your free entry to be applied to the next NRG x Magic Online event. Who is eligible: -Residents ages 18+ of the US, Canada, and Europe. Event details and registration at tr.ee/NRGxMTGO-Aug #MTG #Magiconline #MTGO #NRG #NRGxMTGO #NRGSeries
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Being a pedestrian is so submissive like oh noo please dont hit me with ur fucking car please 🥺
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
Replying to @ChefGreginald
retweet if nonbinary people should have free dr pepper
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
For 600 oliveites I'm giving away a showcase frame roaming throne :) like and rt this if you wanna be in the running! I'll pick a winner one week from today.
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My genuine reaction to all of the replies:
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mildly funny the amount of replies to this that are just "well as a good, normal, well adjusted player, I will break the rules to waste your time because i dont like the color you play in the children's card game. i hope ur family dies. you're the asshole btw."
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Replying to @iReedMinds
I like to have a stop in my opponents' upkeep cus it makes me feel like I'm edging their turn
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
I just learned that I don’t have to play magic the gathering! Why didn’t someone tell me this years ago???
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
Attention: Magic Players with Integrity–The NRG Series Welcomes You. Cheating, on the other hand, is unwelcome at NRG Series events. During NRG Madison a player was disqualified in the top 8. The investigation led by our head judge ruled cheating and lying to tournament officials. The subsequent work of concerned players who reviewed the game footage make it very clear that the cheating was premeditated and occurred multiple times throughout the tournament. Players in our events deserve to know that tournament integrity is upheld at the NRG Series. To this end, all infractions of Unsporting Conduct–Cheating will be reviewed. After a thorough review of the disqualification in Madison, we came to the conclusion that the cheats involved were egregious and premeditated, thus... …the infracting player is banned from competing in all future NRG events. According to the Infraction Procedure Guide a player who is disqualified does not receive any unawarded prizes. What does that mean? That means, if the player received a promo card, that is not taken away; however, any prizes due to the player based on the prize schedule are not awarded. Because the infracting player was entitled to those prizes had they played honorably, those prizes do not get redistributed, they are simply not awarded: This includes NRG points. Since these points have a dramatic impact on a high dollar, competitive event awarding a ProTour invite (NRG Champs), any redistribution of the points would violate tournament integrity. Does that mean the NRG Series pockets should be enriched by uncovering a cheater in its midst? No. While there is no guidance in the tournament policy documents, we have chosen to donate the prize money to charity. The NRG Series, in consultation with Sean Gallagher, the disqualified player’s top 8 opponent, selected the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline to receive this donation. Another word on Sean Gallagher. Thank you @Mrtoolshed_ for your grace in the face of your opponent’s dishonesty. And a final word to any would be cheaters: You will be watched, you will be caught, and swift disciplinary action will be taken. The message is clear: Cheating is unacceptable in the NRG Series. Thank you to our incredible judge staff and coverage team for catching the offense and to the players for coming forward with their personal statements to assist in the investigation. Your continued support of the NRG Series and competitive magic is gratifying.
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
Had a dream where I was majorly stressed out because I had to give away a Gaea’s Cradle. Let’s give one away in real life instead. Japanese Gaea’s Cradle, up for grabs. I’ll choose one random person who replies to this tweet, retweets it, and follows me by end of today.
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
buy my sideboard guide for $15 there's no sideboard, don't even worry about the deck just look at the shiny bogle while I bonk you with this leek until you feel like you've learned something
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We should talk less about staying in the tournament when you’re dead, and more about leaving the tournament while you’re still live.
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Replying to @MoonCaseyR
X-2 didnt earn it. You did the right thing.
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Happy I qualified so I get to participate with a #NRGChamps Tier list
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
Everyday I wake up and thank god that I don’t play league🙏🙏🙏
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Chef Cliffy retweeted
Another year in the books! Thank you players for all your support through 8 weekends and top-tier gameplay!! We've tallied the Overall Leaderboard and have our At-Large bids to #NRGCHAMP !!! Congrats to: @MullalyConnor, @ChefGreginald & @zoeried - see you in December!
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Won an RCQ with Boros today :) Esper Goryos 🤠🥲🤠 Titan @daniel_bach7 🥲🤠🤠 UB Reanimator @ChefGreginald 🤠🤠 Ub Frog 🤠🤠 Rg Prowess 🤝 Then got scooped to in t4 by Dan and Cliff 🤠 had hella shooters out here for me today. Shoutout @TeamLevelUpMTG See you in Portland 🥳
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Should @ChefGreginald start an OF?
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66%No
41 votes • Final results
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Replying to @ChironTheMage
I better hear ZERO complaining when I show up to Vegas in the most skimpy feminine attire you've ever seen a dude wear
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