My boyfriend thinks I'm at work. My boss thinks I'm home sick. These ducks think I'm awesome because I have the bread. #ChefLife
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So @Max_Scherzer just showed up at my aunties house to tell her what he thinks of that play #BlueJays #Mlb #Bullshit – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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Dawn of a new dynasty?
The Pats are back in the Super Bowl 🏆
Monday Night football #NFLBets how many times they mention #patrickmahomes tonight? #NFL get your #GOATS right.
I would like to volunteer my time to manage the #Yankees. Seriously I’ll be better. #MLB #CallMe #FacialHairCurse
#nfl needs to implement a contract rule for #Ruggs to return. Half his salary and sponsorship earnings through his career go to the victim's family. This should be an example and a new standard for athletes and influential roles #Raiders #AllBradyDidWasBreakACellphone #TuckRule😂
Shedeur? More shocked Ewers still hasn't gone. At least he's all about the team #HookEm #NFLDraft #QuinnEwers I ❤️ Longhorns but Matthew McConaughey is annoying as fuck-- go be a Colorado fan Matthew... One that lives in the volcano area of Congo.
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He stood there for five minutes and folks screamed. Don't compare anybody to Mike.
Save me Twitter! I've been abducted by tiktok to be honest. My brain is mush, but my lizard is still cool
Holy shit, is the dog ok?
Look at @JustinTrudeau s Canada
Crime all time high. A Block from my condo in #vancouver this shooting happened. @PierrePoilievre please fund the police and stop the drug trafficing epidemic.
#vancouvershooting
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Cubs get: Bo Bichette
Toronto gets: They can look at the Stanley Cup for 5 minutes
#BBCAN11 ty those nipples are bigger than my damn head. Nightmares bro. Wear your towel lady style for Canada's eyes, goddamn
#Brunch #Vancouver #Keto #vegan #SugarRush #BBQ ? Got you covered ! New brunch menu 7 days a week ❤️ @FableBar 755 Richards
ALT Chaffles!
ALT Smoked salmon benny
ALT Brunch Ratatouille
Day 6 of waiting for Tom Brady's return. I realize TB12 has more retirements than Aaron has Superbowls. #TakeHim #tombrady instagram.com/p/CoVqbzqPKNd3…
Day 2 of waiting for Tom Brady's return instagram.com/p/CoLCT8ASNjIy…
Day 1 Tom Brady retirement - the pain is back instagram.com/p/CoJclKxLUxUi…
