Mother. Rabid Angels fan. Also a Celtics, Clippers, Saints fan. Padres enjoyer. MMA enthusiast. Bobby Knuckles connoisseur. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Ally. #BlackLivesMatter

California, USA
Joined August 2011
RUTHLESS!!!
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Good niche baseball feeling: Staying up late hoping the season lasts at least one more day
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"No second opinion needed"?!
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Thought I was going crazy when I heard the Mobland song on the World Series intro lol
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Seeing Doja tonight πŸ₯°πŸ„
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Rays/Brewers is a great test for how much you like baseball. This is such a good baseball series, if you aren’t excited you don’t love ball
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It’s always about wives not wanting to fuck their husbands, and never why does my wife see me as unfuckable
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I don't think I can ever remember a time where I've gone into the World Series thinking "I hope both teams have fun" πŸ₯Ή
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Gayle watching this unfold from the booth like
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Mike Malott literally left Joaquin Buckley like
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Getting the news about Buckley
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No way she just started running in the octagon again lmfao
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The vibes are immaculate
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Chone Figgins That guy rocked.
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Normalize teaching kids they're only special to their parents.
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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Where was that baseball gone land if it didn’t hit the roof huh? Since you always talkin bout ya launch angles and escape velocities huh?
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Still relevant lmao
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Bregman, what the entire fuck is that haircut
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"HOLY SHEETS" into an absolute nuke is why postseason baseball cannot be beat. (Via: @MLB)
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