I'm not an author, I just write a lot. she/her

Sherman Oaks
Joined October 2012
Everyone, I'm supposed to WRITE fantasy worlds—not live in them. Not long ago we hit 20 MILLION on this Kickstarter, and as of this posting we've crossed an incredible threshold. We just became the number one Kickstarter of all time. Wow. Your Humble(d) Storyteller, Brandon
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EMERGENCY PSA: Barnes and Noble locations are doing 50% off ALL hardcover books for 2 days only!!! USE YOUR HOLIDAY GIFT CARDS WISELY! 🎉🎄🎁
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Third time
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Raise your voice for those with only a whisper.
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My editor: this is pretty harsh, be aware some readers won't like it. Me: I will not compromise on my artistic vision. My mum: this is dark, some readers won't like it. Me: You can't worry about what 'some readers' will think. Some Readers: We don't like this. Me: FUUUUUUUUCK!
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You don't often find this kind of truth in a truckifesto.
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I feel about masks/vaccines now the way I felt about gun control after Newtown: Americans have seen the worst of what this country’s negligence has wrought and decided mass death is still an acceptable price to pay for the myth of individual freedom. The selfishness is the point.
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why writers look confused - wrote a poignant line and surprised ourselves - stopped writing for two minutes and forgot how to start - have been informed books do not write themselves - also, let's be real, confusion is just our face - we have no idea what's going on
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Media, trump cannot 'seize' the spotlight. Y'all choose to give it to him.
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This just messed me up
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On this day in “F*ck Around and Find Out” History...
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Ghana will end the selling of raw cocoa materials to trade partners like Switzerland and other European nations. Ghana’s president said this is to break out of neo-colonial trading patterns, where others refine and get rich while they stay poor.
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my father-in-law asked me what stops me from not stealing, or lying, or cheating, or murdering if I don't read the Bible and that's when I realized... my father-in-law? should not stop reading the Bible
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Everyone has the ability realize their best self, the problem is not everybody knows who they are yet.
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Yep.
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No Covid denying politician should get a vaccine before every Dr, nurse, hospital worker, EMT, cop, fire fighter, teacher, supermarket worker, pharmacy worker, food-chain worker, book store worker who has to deal with abusive no mask a-holes & many others @senatemajldr
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Now that we’re well into #NaNoWriMo, I think it’s important to mention, for anyone struggling, the aim of this even isn’t exclusively to reach 50k. So long as you sit down and devote time to writing, you’ve won. #amwriting
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Shockingly, you may buy my books for as little as money! No souls, first born, or kidneys required.
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