Believer✞ | Footballer for Dallas Trinity FC | Stanford Alum | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿+🇺🇸+🇳🇬=🙋🏾‍♀️ | Self Proclaimed Ad-Lib Queen

Texas Forever
Joined February 2012
Strive for greatness in YOUR way. Chase excellence in YOUR fashion. Cause They'll always have an opinion #DoYou
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shout out to the lady at the end for one of the most flawless 30 second impromptu improvs i’ve ever seen
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Whatever world makes more things like this happen is the world I want to live in.
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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‘Goodbye’ is an alteration of “God be with you.”
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He called his grandpa to say he loved him, but didn't know how much his grandpa was gon pour back into him. Damn near had him holding back tears.
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I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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🎯. Couldn’t agree more. I honestly wouldn’t be as bothered about paying for Sunday Ticket, if majority of the games I want to watch weren’t at the same, exact time. The whole split screen view isn’t for me personally ha
Mike Tirico says he would schedule NFL games like the Premier League does. Presented by @SpectrumBiz
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They stretched a dog for the first time and this was its reaction lmao, they changed the little guy's life
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Friend: You wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait for the three-day recovery period before you submit another inquiry.
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I ❤️ this so much. This is the real America we live in
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Her mom was in an Uber, and the Chinese driver didn't know English… so she FaceTimed her six-year-old daughter to translate. When the driver dropped her off, he got out of the car, asked to meet her daughter in person, and this was their conversation.
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The mixed lady bringing it back kinda poetic 😭
Soon as the color changed, the beat changed 😂
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i'm very grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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“What a privilege it is to be a fan of your friends. I look forward to a lifetime of celebrating their brilliance.”
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And history was made
8 years ago today, Halsey released “Without Me.”
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“LET THEM BABIES PLAY IN YO GADDAMN HAIR!”
It is you who wanted kids bebe
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Affect vs Effect be whooping my ass
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I honestly would choose to be Black in every lifetime 🤣
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Tore his ass up LMAOOOOOOOO
Two things I don’t play abt is disrespect and my sister , they say it takes a village OH OK😂🤏🏾
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Black people do NOT pronounce the L in Samuel L Jackson. We say Sam-You L Jackson.
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