Bienvenidos à la cuenta official de X de Sad Papichulo… B.A History and International Relations. LL.B. Esq ⚖️… Property & Agency Law… Hasbiyallah. ❤️
Lagos Today, London Tomorrow
Joined January 2022
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Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 retweeted
You go send ordinary 20k to woman and e go Dey do you like say you make financial mistake.
Tinubu ehn!!!
You go send ordinary 20k to woman and e go Dey do you like say you make financial mistake.
Tinubu ehn!!!
Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 retweeted
Some of you catch feelings too quickly. Bro, it’s just sex! The only reason I’m texting back once is because the performance was so good my brain keeps replaying the highlights for days. Don’t flatter yourself, it’s not that deep. 😂 stop texting him.
Jokes apart brothers, can your girlfriend transfer a file from a laptop to her phone, through a USB cord? 😂
Abi make I shut up my mouth, as e no concern me? 😂
When you calculate the money spent, the reason for lodging and the person lodging (usually being a fraud boy), there’s a high chance it will look like a waste of money to the average Nigerian.
So it’s not a mentality thing. Hotels are crazily expensive
Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 retweeted
I hope I never have to work with this team again
Unnecessarily frustrating.
Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 retweeted
Dried clothes aren’t heavy, but I assure you, 1 big python is. Not to talk of 2.
You are a terrible liar and God will punish you as he’s already punishing Man Utd.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
Dried clothes aren’t heavy, but I assure you, 1 big python is. Not to talk of 2.
You are a terrible liar and God will punish you as he’s already punishing Man Utd.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
