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• @_Somtochi you for just type am for him dm nau😂😂
You don finally tell am but why anonymously?😭
If you want toast me inside the same bus abeg just tap me talk to me
All this pinch wey this girl Dey pinch me to get my attention dey pain me😭
Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ retweeted
One advice I’ll give you as a Lastborn is to sometimes surprise your elder ones.
Just do them like 10k each for lunch or airtime 5k each.
Then wait for 1 week and bill them wetin no good🌚
Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ retweeted
Westerners; "Wow the food you're cooking smells really nice. Can I have some pls?"
Nigerians: "This your food ehn. Na only you wan chop am?" 😂
The situation I find myself in right now , I can remember at least 3-4 people I advised when they were in similar situations and it was just so easy for me to dish it out , meanwhile it’s been taking me months to take my own advice
People that aren’t in your situation will be quick to tell you how to handle it out of their emotions and how they view it at the moment forgetting other personal factors that could influence decision making.
Learn something from this today
Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ retweeted
No matter how you want to claim saint or act ignorant, we have all patronized service of one knowingly or unknowingly, claiming unknowingly is just you lying to yourself 😂😂
“If I come hope you will give me something”
And you agree and eventually gives her something when she’s going , but in your mind you haven’t patronized a prostitute because you didn’t go to their stand and price one and take her home 😂😂
Make we Dey whine ourselves online
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
No matter how you want to claim saint or act ignorant, we have all patronized service of one knowingly or unknowingly, claiming unknowingly is just you lying to yourself 😂😂
“If I come hope you will give me something”
And you agree and eventually gives her something when she’s going , but in your mind you haven’t patronized a prostitute because you didn’t go to their stand and price one and take her home 😂😂
Make we Dey whine ourselves online
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
