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"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war
Russia bombs McDonald's warehouse in Ukraine's Kyiv region
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We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot
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“give us another chance” as they’ve been in passing the fuck u nigga die bill every week for the past 2 years
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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I was just thinking that airports would be 10x better if we added a bunch of people that dont need to be there.
JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.
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He thinks he's still playing in the World Cup
Messi told ref to cancel Nashville goal but ref gave him a yellow card instead
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Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss
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The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir
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i need 20 other niggas to come up with $500 so we can buy the country of argentina
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J'ai été cap verdien, égyptien, suisse, même anglais et je dois être espagnole maintenant ?
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El domingo soy más español que Hernán Cortés agarrándose a vergazos indígenas para convertirlos al catolicismo.
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there's actually no way a v-buck is worth more than an Argentinian peso
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allah please protect jude bellingham and grant him the strength and patience to defeat the white demon. ameen
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Bueno, solo queda nuestro último país latinoamericano. Inglaterra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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england, if you eliminate argentina i will decrease my dislike towards you.
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Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.
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Hablo por todos los mexicanos: No hay rencores, háganlos mierda. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom
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Latinos already claimed him back off
I wonder if Haaland realizes he now carries the hopes and dreams of 100 million Americans rooting for Norway to win the World Cup.
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