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Freelance cycling writer. Road Racing / TT / Hill Climbs / CX. Writer for @britishconti

United Kingdom
Joined October 2021
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This time though, *this* time, the actual actual truth will finally be revealed.
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For such an important and full on job, that salary is absolutely criminal
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ToB, yearly selection should be published for all riders to compete for and should serve the British peleton. Why not pick the 6 best domestic riders from champs or RR series? Riders like Tom Martin or George Kimber? @BritishCycling
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Back in 2000 - TWENTY FOUR years ago - the UCI set a min. weight of 6.8kg b/c some bikes got close to below 6kg. Today, some pro bikes weigh as much as 7.7kg which is almost 15% more than allowed. Bike performance has been sacrificed on the altar of commercializing disc brakes.
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Rather than make men's ToB world tour, excluding even conti teams, they should drop it to a 2.2 to allow elite teams in and develop a pathway supporting elite dev teams too
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Dissapointing to see TT bikes allowed here. Huge additional pressure on parents in an already overly expensive sport. You want to win, pay another £4k. More cost and larger carbon footprint with less car sharing too with multiple bikes required. For what gain to the series?
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Are you guys in the business of non-stop criticizing team tactics, Benji and Patrick? Especially obsessed with Ineos? Let me tell you, you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, this isn’t PlayStation, Know-it-Alls.
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It’s @parisroubaix day!! And it’s competition time again! 🤩🚴🏼‍♂️🪨 If you’d like to be in with the chance of winning an A4 Paris Roubaix print: 1. Follow me 2. Retweet Winner announced tonight. Good Luck! 🍀 (competition also on Instagram) #parisroubaix #hellofthenorth
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🤯 – at Bromley, London
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I realise this is part of a wider justified anger about ticket prices - but the idea that 66-year-olds should be entitled to a concessionary rate while 22-year-olds pay full whack is quite obviously outdated (and the opposite of what should be happening in this day and age)
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Just 7 hours left to enter the ONLY UK Domestic Fantasy Cycling League. 2024 includes over 500 riders from over 50 men's and women's teams. forms.gle/KH7hHZqxHxPwvE6V6 @BritishConti
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ALL time trials should be on road bikes.
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unbelievable - Sunak jokes about trans people when Brianna Ghey’s mother is present #PMQs
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Sir Bradley Wiggins took ketones, at the time only available for ‘research’, in the year he won the Tour de France. We obtained a presentation by the creator of ketones in which it says Wiggins was an ‘early adopter’ of the substance, @sportingintel. 🖇️ honestsport.substack.com/p/e…
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The more of the face you hide, the more humanity you remove, the less we can relate to the rider.
The TT helmets are unstoppable! 😰👽 The EF ladies took their 2nd victory in a row with the young Magdeleine Vallires taking her first pro win in Trofeo Palma after a great solo. I'm curious if UCI will ban the helmets or everyone will use them from now on... #TrofeuPalma
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Where do you start? They’re batshit crazy. Ministers prioritised driving in England partly due to conspiracy theories theguardian.com/uk-news/2024…
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How many years of spreading artificial snow (produced in a giant fridge) on soaked ground do @biathlonworld need to follow his environmental engagements? Perhaps time to choose a venue who fits with our era. #oberhof
Due to warm weather, rain and strong wind gusts forecast for tomorrow, the Men Sprint in Oberhof has been moved to Friday, 05 January 2024. 📷 Svoboda/IBU #biathlon

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😂👀🌯
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