@Choctails

Adventures of an ex-chocolatier.

 Vengeons, France
choctails.org.uk
Joined August 2012
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Iron Dames
@IronDames_2 Aug 2022
Just to confirm, Oscar will not be driving for us next year 👍 #BeAnIronDame #Motorsport
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Choc-Tales retweeted
Joe Lycett
@joelycett7 Nov 2020
hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall pls retweet #biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020
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Amanda@Pandamoanimum18 Sep 2020
Sir David Attenborough as insects. A thread.
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🍺 Re-Opening - Saturday 4th July - 11:00am! We hope you’ve all stayed safe and well! We have adapted our procedures to assure a safe and clean environment and CANNOT wait to be able to open our doors again! 🍺
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Imagine if the reason he is late is coz he’s putting on a Bernie Clifton ostrich suit x
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This one goes out to all the Heroes of our time 🙌 Thanks @manszelmerlow for giving us such a touching version of #Eurovision 2015 winner Heroes. #ShineALight | #ESC2020

#Eurovision | Europe: #ShineALight | Måns Zelmerlöw

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I made you a Government COVID Slogan generator
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Curry (takeaway) night is back! This Tuesday 5:30pm to 8:00pm! Chicken or Veg, Poppadom & Naan for £6.95! 🍛🍺
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Here for beer... 🍺
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We still have beer!!! So starting from tomorrow come along and fill your container up! 🍺
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Υοu thinking , what I'm thinking? 😎
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A ⚠️ from Italy. First the population were allowed to exercise but people took advantage. So they had to introduce tighter measures. Now? You can only go 200m away from your house. Please follow our new rules or we lose our freedom. – at Hammersmith, London
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You: Anthony Joshua v Tyson Fury Me: Lando Norris v Carlos Sainz
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Dear @RishiSunak Please make high on your to do list to read the letter handed in at the #StopIR35 demo last week The damage being done is HUGE & action is need urgently Please HALT #IR35 & hold a PROPER REVIEW - your predecessor promised this in #GE2019 but then let all down
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THIS WEEKEND: Saturday is our Christmas draw night with mulled cider, mince pies, pigs in blankets and festive treats! Sunday - We have the brilliant Lost Gooseberries playing live from 2:00pm!
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Choc-Tales retweeted
Formula 1
@F121 Nov 2019
There are hundreds of trophies over at @McLarenF1 HQ 🏆 And their latest one is finally where it belongs!
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2.40pm. Twenty to three. 🆙 🏁 Henceforth, to be known as '@Carlossainz55 time'. ⏰😉
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presenting this with literally no fucking context whatsoever
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Twitter. Do your thing. Xxx ❤️
Jody Scheckter@JScheckter6 Nov 2019
An appeal to the #F1 community - as you may know we tragically lost my daughter Ila last month. The Italian GP in Monza was the last time we were all together as a family - but we don’t have a high quality copy of this photo. Please can you RT and let us know if you took one? @F1
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