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NEERA TANDEN AND CHUCK SCHUMERS HAND SELECTED CANDIDATE BTW. FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS THE PARTY BOSSES HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AT US FOR DARING TO VOTE FOR REAL FIGHTERS. THEY NEVER STOPPED COMING AFTER US FOR HELPING DEFEAT AIPAC IN THE PRIMARY. ALL BECAUSE WE DARED TO CALL OUT HALEY FOR WHAT SHE WAS, AN ISRAEL FIRST REPUBLICAN. VOTE FOR MICHIGAN, VOTE FOR M4A, VOTE FOR LABOR UNIONS, VOTE AGAINST HATRED OF ALL FORMS, VOTE FOR ABDUL EL SAYED. WE WILL DEFEAT FASCISM IN THIS COUNTRY! NO MORE FASCIST COLLABORATION!! NO MORE CAPITULATION TO TRUMP!!
Sam Robinson (@samueljrob) profile pictureSam Robinson@samueljrobNov 1
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Stevens says she’s for investing in Black owned businesses. “And that’s the policy that Mike’s going to take on,” Stevens says.
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Rob@robrousseauAug 26
Millions of people from around the world and across the political spectrum pausing their daily psychosis to pay respects to Dolly Parton reminds me of the scene in Children of Men when they take the baby out of the besieged hospital
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he was checking out where our tax dollars are going
Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) profile pictureEyal Yakoby
@EYakobyJul 11
Why is Ro Khanna in the West Bank? I thought he represented Americans, not Palestinians.
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lol. lmao actually
Israel ישראל (@Israel) profile pictureIsrael ישראל
@IsraelJun 28
Hush, the adults are talking.
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Not everyone is cut out for Twitter. Can’t let the haters and posters know they’re in your head like this
David Frum (@davidfrum) profile pictureDavid Frum
@davidfrumJun 24
DSA settler-colonialists seem to be successfully imposing their alien rule upon the indigenous inhabitants of Queens, Brooklyn, and the Bronx.
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When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:
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NY10 may be the most Jewish district in the country and they threw out Dan Goldman for supporting genocide, replacing him with Brad Lander. Michael represents a shrinking minority of genocide apologists yet thinks he speaks for a majority. He obviously does not. Count the votes
Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) (@speechboy71) profile pictureMichael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER)
@speechboy71Jun 24
This is a genuinely scary night for New York City Jews.
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What I love about reading Lenin is that he used every crisis as a way to intervene and figure out where the masses were at. He never laments that they aren’t sufficiently radical, he has curiosity about what events are telling him about where consciousness is trending. Just dismissing every event out of hand instead of analyzing it and seeing what interventions can be made is a completely dead end politics whose only purpose is to puff yourself up online. It has no real world utility.
full slack (@fullslack_) profile picturefull slack@fullslack_Jun 24
Third worldist Ultras are like “oh you’re organizing & winning offices ??? Ha! That pales in comparison to my tactic…having many opinions online.”
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Oh wow someone pisses off Israel and is subject to a totally unrelated character assassination on some nickel and dime bullshit no one cared about prior to them upsetting the Israel crybully lobby
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Max Tani (@maxwelltani) profile pictureMax Tani@maxwelltaniJun 15
New: The NYT is reviewing Nick Kristof's columns after he failed to disclose ex donor ties in a series of columns. When Kristof returned to the paper after a failed bid for governor of Oregon, the NYT said he would disclose financial ties when writing about former donors.
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God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@TelegraphMay 7
🗣️ 'Our 25-year-old son and 27-year-old daughter are both back living at home as they can neither afford to rent, nor save for a deposit' 'They shouldn’t need to live like monks but hearing them in the bedroom feels a step too far' Read the advice from Annabel Rivkin and Emilie McMeekan 👇 telegraph.co.uk/family/relat…
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This video starts with her using grok to tell her that eggs are a source of protein and really gets special around the :40 mark
Emily Austin (@Emilyaustin) profile pictureEmily Austin
@EmilyaustinApr 27
Thinking is overrated… Just use @grok
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isn't that wonderful? he is a very tough policeman, very tough, but uh, (grimaces) not so great in the boner department. 'boner,' that's a funny word (laughs). I used to say, 'boner? I hardly know her' but (makes dismissive gesture toward audience).
zzz (@ChrisCaesar) profile picturezzz@ChrisCaesarFeb 28
and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'
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and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'
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More like Blessed are the pacemakers
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Homeland Security (@DHSgov) profile pictureHomeland Security
@DHSgovJan 13
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” - Matthew 5:9
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remember "Mr. Autumn Guy" from The Onion? well, that's me downtown with a weed pen now. not so funny anymore, is it?
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worst movie of all time incoming
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm17 Nov 2025
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie In theaters on May 7, 2027
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sources tell me that Trump cant remember why he got an MRI because he keeps dreaming of Bill Clinton's glistening firehose. sounds crazy but it's true. he keeps saying things like "slurpin on that hawwwg" during meetings with the Joint Chiefs. lots of wet mouth noises. concerning
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I'm going to start calling it Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
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great day for white guys who say "inshallah" (me)
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