Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, massive Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: @ChrisHewittLFC.

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30 days to Halloween, and a thought occurs: what if Michael Myers’ mask was made by Silver Shamrock? What then? WHAT THEN???
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Was very touched by the number of people who Fogsplained to me, as if I couldn’t understand the film’s very simple story. I promise you I can! Probably.
Just watched John Carpenter’s The Fog again, on @TalkingPicsTV. It makes little to no sense, yet is almost unrivalled in its ability to creep me out. I always remember my mum being so unnerved by Carpenter’s score that she couldn’t stand to hear the film, let alone watch it.
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Oh, and I spent much of today Endgame Encoring. Watching it, podding about it, talking to the Russos about it. God, I love that film 3000.
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Just watched John Carpenter’s The Fog again, on @TalkingPicsTV. It makes little to no sense, yet is almost unrivalled in its ability to creep me out. I always remember my mum being so unnerved by Carpenter’s score that she couldn’t stand to hear the film, let alone watch it.
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What a birthday weekend it has been. Curry, cake, Columbo, golf, darts, bowling, Liverpool winning. A glorious celebration with some of my closest friends and family. It sent tingles up my spine, and shooting pains up and down my left arm. Nothing to worry about, I’m sure.
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LOVED YOU IN PREDATOR AND ROCKY
More intense rainfall in Southwest now and will move Northeast.
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About last night. Did a live show at Kings Place, our spiritual home. Was a delight. Included the world’s most inappropriate minute’s silence, the return of Peter Lorre (much to Helen’s disgust), and Corin Hardy doing a flying kick on stage. Must do more live shows…
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Chris Hewitt retweeted
On this week's Empire Podcast we're talking The Death Of Robin Hood with Jodie Comer and Michael Sarnoski! Plus! News! Reviews! Celebrity sex pass nonsense! And more! Enjoy. Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/6oR…
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I came out of review retirement to gush about Gail Daughtry And The Celebrity Sex Pass, which is the funniest film I’ve seen this year. I’m now going back into my review cave, where I can’t hurt you anymore with my words. empireonline.com/movies/revi…
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Four days to go! Although the discount offer has now expired… still, a bargain at twice the price! Come, come, for film-related fun!
Five days to go, and it’s the last day for 20% off all PodFest shows with the code PODFEST20!!! Come along, you’ll have tons of film-related fun!
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Five days to go, and it’s the last day for 20% off all PodFest shows with the code PODFEST20!!! Come along, you’ll have tons of film-related fun!
Just six days to go until our next live show at Kings Place. Still some tickets available, so if you want a bangily-banging good time next Saturday, come along! Also, today and tomorrow use code PODFEST20 for 20% off this or any other London PodFest show! kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/po…
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Flight back from Belfast to London was delayed by two hours, so decided to watch Gene Hackman thriller THE PACKAGE, which is on Prime for about another day. Proto-Fugitive from Andrew Davis — man on the run! A massive conspiracy! Chicago! Tommy Lee Jones! — that’s solid enough.
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Totally wastes Tommy Lee Jones, though. I’ll leave it to you to find out if that’s literally and figuratively. Davis made up for that by sanctioning Jones’ buffoonery on Under Siege and, of course, The Fugitive.
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Chris Hewitt retweeted
Just six days to go until our next live show at Kings Place. Still some tickets available, so if you want a bangily-banging good time next Saturday, come along! Also, today and tomorrow use code PODFEST20 for 20% off this or any other London PodFest show! kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/po…
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Just six days to go until our next live show at Kings Place. Still some tickets available, so if you want a bangily-banging good time next Saturday, come along! Also, today and tomorrow use code PODFEST20 for 20% off this or any other London PodFest show! kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/po…
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Finally caught up with The Sheep Detectives. Lovely movie. Outstanding in a field of its own.
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Also, I correctly guessed the killer! Admittedly, two minutes after the credits rolled, but I’m still claiming the credit.
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Doing our Brand New Day listeners’ questions spoiler special tomorrow, train from Paris permitting. Any questions or comments for the team? Slide into my DMs like a masked hero into a spa pool.
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