I made it all up. https://xitter.cf/t.co/0hksfcTD5G

England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2014
Delighted to say episode one of of series 6 has now been watched by more than 8.1 million ! #unforgotten @TVSanjeev @SineadKeenan Thank you so much for your continued loyalty. Roll on series 7.
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Lost my phone whilst on the tube, spent a slightly panicked few minutes looking for it on my seat, in my bag, in my coat, and eventually found it. In my hand.
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Delighted to share this with you. An astounding cast led by the wonderful @TVSanjeev and @SineadKeenan
Unforgotten, returning 2027 👀 #Unforgotten
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If they murder Kenny, who'll be the first to say 'they killed Kenny!'
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Andy Burnham's just emailed me. PERSONALLY!!!! Knew my name!!! I think we're gonna be mates!
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'70 up' is just one of the most extraordinary TV programmes ever made. And like the participants, I feel a hole in my heart knowing that these people, who I have watched for most of my life, will never now return. It deserves to win every documentary award going.
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So turns out Zelensky has some 'cards'.
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Who would have thought that winning a race, would turn out to be less important than not shitting yourself in public. I genuinely had no idea. #Hyrox
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Man I miss Twitter.
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Still in post production, coming early next year Simon.
Replying to @ChrisLangWriter
Any update on this Chris?
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Chris Lang retweeted
If you have an Audible subscription, 'My Name is MacKenzie Bly' is currently available for 99p which is a WORLD-CLASS bargain for something guaranteed to cheer you up ('more good jokes than any novel I’ve read in years' - The Times). And it's wonderfully well read by Lee Ingleby.
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Just been asked by a waiter "..and any allergies for you Sir?" I wasn't very hungry so I just had some pollen and a side of peanuts.
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I enjoyed the half time show more than this.
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Thank you all so much for watching last night! Two more eps drop tonight, on BBC 1, at 9.15. Or you can binge the lot on iPlayer!!
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Guys!!!!! This is on!!! In an hour and a half!!! On BBC1!!! If someone wins the tennis today!!!!
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Chris Lang retweeted
My show 'I, JACK WRIGHT' comes to BBC1, this SUNDAY (12th July) at 9.15. Across ALL streamers, it was one of the top ten most completed shows in the US last year. So if you start it.........you WILL finish it!
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My show 'I, JACK WRIGHT' comes to BBC1, this SUNDAY (12th July) at 9.15. Across ALL streamers, it was one of the top ten most completed shows in the US last year. So if you start it.........you WILL finish it!
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It's clearly now a question of 'when' rather than 'if', he's lost all authority, his party is fragmenting, he's hiding from the press.....for the good of the country, Farage simply has to go.
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