Badger Fan, Tavern Philosopher, Corn Dog Aficionado. No rage-bait, no forced edginess, just the smartest dumb humor on Badgers X 🦡🍻
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This may be the last year I live in Florida.
It's almost Halloween, and it's still too goddamn hot to do anything.
Holy moly!!! This is awesome! 🍻
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
Is Mallory Keaton a @Brewers fan???
Wisconsin is moving up in the world!
The @Brewers are World Champions!
It's been a wild year for Bobby Jr., filled with highs and lows. His liver may not have lived it, but Bobby wouldn't have had it any other way.
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More than a century of cardinal red & white.
But @culvers doesn't give a shit.
#BoycottCulvers 🖕🏻
A tradition stitched in cardinal red and white 🔴⚪
@BadgerMHockey is known throughout @NCAAIceHockey for its iconic uniforms. From the classic 1920s red wool jerseys to today’s modern @UnderArmour threads, we took a look back at the designs that have helped define Wisconsin hockey 👀
It never even crossed my mind to cut the mask out of the box. 🤯
Thank you, @PabstBlueRibbon. Your wisdom and benevolence know no bounds. 🍻
Given the strong possibility, some would say probability, of a total #Brewers collapse and a reverse sweep in this World Series, it is easy fall into an apocalyptic mindset.
Before you punch walls, smash your TV and jump, head first, off the roof, take stock in what truly matters
When Florida hears that #Brewers fans drank St. Pete out of beer, they think it is a swarm of college aged fans getting hammered all day, being drunk & obnoxious.
In reality, THESE are the people drinking your city dry. Regular folks who know how to have fun. #OnWisconsin 🍻
As upset as any of us are with Shane Drohan right now, imagine how Cooper Pratt must feel.
He has to look at him, across the locker room, knowing that he was THIS close 🤏🏻 to being an eternal Milwaukee legend, and Shane f*cked it all up.
Up 3 to 1 is still a pretty good spot to be in. Tampa didn't get there by being dog crap.
Bobby Jr. is disappointed, but mostly in himself. He forgot if the girl tonight was named Kia, like the car, or Kya, like papaya, 2 minutes after she told him. She's Hey...You from now on
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