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Analyst sifting stock market smallcaps to differentiate darlings from dumpster fires. Sports entrepreneur, journalist, wrestling promoter, marketer..

Vancouver, BC
Joined November 2008
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Hey @Grok, concise no spin. According to an ex-CIA agent, President Trump confessed 10,000 JFK files would never be released because β€œevery single one of them points directly at” what? Name only
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Whoever made this "The Impeachment Countdown" music video deserves an award!!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
β€œAn Abomination” MEDICARE FOR ALL. NOW.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
SNL’s weekend update was fantastic last night! πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
If you’re confused about what’s happening with Nvidia right now… Basically Jensen Huang, the guy who runs Nvidia, which is the company that makes the chips basically every AI company on earth needs, just sent an email to his entire company admitting he cheated on his wife, and that came right after the New York Times reported that US intelligence believes a woman who got close to him was secretly passing information to the Chinese government, and to understand how we got here you have to go back to June 2024, when this Chinese businesswoman named Alice Huang, who also goes by Huang Le and isn't related to Jensen at all, they just have the same last name, gets photographed at a party in Taipei sitting right next to him, and then about a year later her company, a small Singapore company called Megaspeed that almost nobody had ever heard of, reportedly sets up a deal to buy around $2 billion worth of Nvidia's chips, which is a crazy amount of money for a company that small, and the Times even pointed out it was an unusual amount of business for a firm like that, and people already had questions about where all those chips were really going, but Nvidia looked into it and said everything checked out, so for a while that's kind of where things sat, until October 29, when the Times reported that US intelligence had concluded Alice was passing information to Beijing, and that it wasn't some new discovery either, because Trump had reportedly been briefed on it about a year earlier, and the officials involved apparently believed Jensen didn't know what she was up to, but here's the strange part, nobody ever told him, because there's this thing called a defensive briefing, where counterintelligence people basically pull someone aside and say hey, a foreign government might be targeting you, be careful, and Jensen never got one, even though the whole time the government was still watching her, so you have the head of the most important AI chip company in the world apparently being targeted, and the people who knew about it just let it keep going, and then everyone starts denying it, Nvidia says the Megaspeed allegations were already investigated and debunked last year, China's foreign ministry says the whole report is baseless, and Jensen says the business with Megaspeed was totally normal, just a customer buying chips like any other customer, but Congress doesn't let it go, and three House Republicans who run national security committees ask Jensen to come in and explain himself in a closed-door briefing, which means a private meeting away from the public and the cameras, and then on a Sunday, out of nowhere, Jensen sends that email to every single employee saying he had been unfaithful to his wife, that it hurt her and their children, and that nothing excused what he did, and he doesn't say who it was with, but you can imagine where everyone's mind went, and right after that, Nvidia's board, which is the group of people who are supposed to oversee the CEO, announces it's setting up an independent committee with outside lawyers to investigate, but at the same time says it has no reason to believe any national security secrets or company secrets were compromised and that it still has confidence in him, and then a company spokesperson comes out and says none of this is going to slow Nvidia down and Jensen is going to keep running the company without any interruption, so basically you have a suspected Chinese intelligence asset who got close to the CEO, a $2 billion chip deal, a president who reportedly knew about, a CEO who was never warned, a confession about an affair, an investigation, and a company insisting everything is fine, so that's pretty much where Nvidia is tonight.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
We won!! Now, who should lead us?
6%Jeffries/Schumer
3%Jeffries/Someone Else
1%Someone Else/Schumer
90%2 Someones Else
675 votes β€’ 5 hours
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
blue tsunami so massive we’re putting Arabic numerals in all the schools
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Man, it would really suck to be a lame duck POTUS who was mentioned in the Epstein files 38,000 times right now but I guess it Depends.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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β€œA southern state would never elect a Black woman governor.” GUESS WHAT BABE
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Looks like Elon Musk just incinerated $475 million backing losers.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Turns out a golden ballroom ain't what We The People wanted.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
WATCH: "INSANE. I don't know how this isn't the #1 news story in the world... it's almost beyond belief..." @Channel5iveNews deep-dives on the Ivanka Trump/KUSHNER luxury resort corruption scandal that triggered 150+ days of protests in ALBANIA. Where is the rest of the media? Full: youtube.com/watch?v=MM7QGccs…
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πŸ†’ Chris Parry retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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