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It is a masterclass in self-parody for Republicans to respond to a speech criticizing their lack of focus by immediately pivoting all of their rhetorical energy toward defending the architectural dignity of the Cheesecake Factory.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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They should retire his jersey to scale so you gotta use binoculars to read it
The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.
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Non zero chance JD changes his name for a 5th time and tries to return to the left claiming 4 years as a double agent
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Paul Pierce is dumb as shit
Paul pierce hops on IG live to address the rumors of him being broke. He said do I look broke. I got checks coming in every week. I only said that so the judge can lower my $40K a month child support. My bm needs to get a job😬 “I’m broke but I got 10 cars and 3 cribs lol”
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Paul Pierce did not say this on IG live or address being broke/child support as claimed. The video is an unrelated May 2025 clip of him ranting about NBA playoffs; court filings show him claiming financial hardship without admitting deception. tmz.com/2026/10/27/pau… tmz.com/2026/07/31/for… x.com/Fullcourtpass/…
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Pat Beverley's uncle still got 2 more seasons of high school hoops y'all
Class of 2028 guard Hamza Musa is a BUCKET 😤😤
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Cooked the refs too
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
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This was an uncalled traveling violation. videorulebook.nba.com/archive/travel…
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I qssume this is the foundation of giving dots to plus users. And probably whatever is coming in their hardware.
GPT-6.1 Terra: delivering fast and capable computer use at a lower price. GPT-6.1 Terra understands what’s on screen, takes action across apps, writes naturally, and is a more capable model for your whole workday with the efficiency to take on more of it.
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This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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This dude is almost definitely going to spend 10s of millions of dollars on longevity and get outlived by thousands of people older than him who took part in this attack annually their entire life
A biological attack is planned for Saturday 600 million pounds of sugar laced with synthetic chemicals will enter the bodies of our children. Wreaking metabolic havoc, injuring vascular architecture, acidifying oral lining, releasing bacterial toxins, and blunting neural reward pathways. Instructing that gluttonous consumption of poison is celebratory.
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Things Batman would tweet:
You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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Netanyahu sounds like a Mario Brothers villain. I can't help it but every time his name is said part of me thinks about how he is in the wrong universe
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Well lets hope ole Yaxel doesn't address this with a microphone in his face
Steve Kerr on Yaxel Lendeborg's defense: "His weak-side awareness right now is very poor. And with his size, he should be one of our best defenders at the rim. And right now, he's unaware on the weak-side"
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What are the odds on Kalshi that Kyle Kuzma's career is over after this contract?
this desperate pysop is unbearable to watch in Michigan. so tired of listening to it. 1 in 4 black people in Michigan are below the poverty line and the message is Muslim/jewish duo is what we’re talking about. Last thing that Michiganders care about is a religious identity pitch. And on top of that Michigan is a state where the population of Muslims and Jews are both 1 percent. What are we talking about
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Bilateral Low Back Soreness the most middle aged dad reason not to play basketball OAT
The Warriors against the Suns tonight will be without Stephen Curry Jimmy Butler, Kristaps Porzingis, Brandin Podziemski, Moses Moody and Al Horford. Draymond Green (bilateral low back soreness) is doubtful.
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Bill Russell in 1963 on how he guards Wilt Chamberlain: "I talk to Wilt. I say, I'm married, got three kids, two automobiles unpaid for, property in West Africa that costs me money. I'm not trying to influence you, but... do what you think best."
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Flat out wrong for what it is worth. the 3pt line was moved before 1994-95. In fact, Michael Jordan NOT being in the nba is a big reason why they moved it in. Ratings cratered w/out MJ. the league wanted to juice offense so they moved in the 3pt line & changed handchecking
MJ had the 3 point line moved in to help his average Meanwhile Lebron
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A good sort of explainer why it was never smart to trade Haliburton for Sabonis The thing Sabonis is best at is with him as a hub, a second stop facilitator who can't shoot. And he is a bad defender to boot. The ceiling is just low with that as your best player.
Domantas Sabonis says Kings are best when he reads the defense as an offensive hub. Domantas Sabonis: “Move the ball. Get me the ball more so I can swing it and get guys open. You know, we took a lot of one-pass shots, pick-and-roll shots without passing the ball, you know, those numbers are really high and I feel like we're best when we kind of mix it up - point guard shoots, point guard hits the corner, point guard hits me, then I can make the read - that's where I'm best at.” (via @James_HamNBA)
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Oh wow the guy who allegedly raped a 13 year old doesn't care about the lady who was raped when she was that age, what a shocker The GOP is a fucking poisonous ghoul hole. At minimum every person who ever supported Trump should be shunned from public life altogether
Q: Amy Acton's stepfather was indicted for rape. Now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad? Trump: No. I don't care
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If you had any doubt that the nba gather rule is indefensible, a 2 time MVP and the best defender of this generation both thought LaMelo's obvious travel was legal
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The rules are so broken lol
This may TRIGGER/frustrate people who are stuck in their limited knowledge of the game but these plays are all perfectly executed LEGAL basketball plays under NBA/FIBA traveling rules (confirmed legal by NBA/FIBA officials before ever posted). Enjoy a few of my favorites!!
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